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List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

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Postby aceofAces » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:50 pm

I'll admit I know jack-all about Stands in any way so I'm just going to continue The List.

141. Ash is not to organize any arm-wrestling matches between Quain'tana and The Master Chief, the last thing we need is a repeat of the Spinning Abrams Incident

142. Ash is not to goad Saitama into punching SCP-343. Seriously just no.
- Admittedly it did give us a much cheaper way of studying the Higgs Boson than the LHC.

143. Ash is no longer permitted to visit the Smithsonian.
- Placing a Rubiks Cube atop the SR-71 does not a Jetfire make.
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Postby aceofAces » Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:30 pm

144. Stop trying to get Sharess to sing From God's Perspective by Bo Burnham in front of the Kyorls. I can pretty well guarantee that this will not end well for anyone involved.
- Evidently Sharess can't sing worth a damn. Good rule of thumb, distract her during karaoke nights.
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby Metzger » Sat Aug 27, 2016 11:46 am

145. Ash is no longer allowed anwhere near the postal office, sorry Ash, but you had your chance, and you abused that chance, and the rest of us ended up on Namblas membership list.
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Postby Obsidian Agent » Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:04 am

Some other inhabitants of the base:

Lavernius Tucker
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Coach Z
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Saitama
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The Fabulous Custodes
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(Left to Right: Custodisi, Karstodes, Whammudes)

Khal'harror Val'Beldrobbaen
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Frisk Illhar'dro
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Kai, Last of the Brunnen-G
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Zathras
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Sans
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Papyrus
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Ignatius J. Reilly
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Matt Foley
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Li Ming
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Nick "Havoc" Parker
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Paxton Fettel
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Pinky and the Brain
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Morn
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Dic Soupcan
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby Smokehammer » Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:44 am

Does Dic Soupcan fit into the "things Ash'warren is never allowed to do, ever" list?
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby aceofAces » Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:31 pm

Smokehammer wrote:Does Dic Soupcan fit into the "things Ash'warren is never allowed to do, ever" list?

I think he fits more in with the sheer ridiculousness of the whole situation. As far as I know the man is not part of the list itself, which is something that a lot of the characters in Obsidians lists have in common.
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Postby Obsidian Agent » Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:21 pm

aceofAces wrote:
Smokehammer wrote:Does Dic Soupcan fit into the "things Ash'warren is never allowed to do, ever" list?

I think he fits more in with the sheer ridiculousness of the whole situation. As far as I know the man is not part of the list itself, which is something that a lot of the characters in Obsidians lists have in common.


That is what I was going for. To make the situation so ridiculous, so bizarre, that the possibilities for mayhem become nigh-infinite.
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Postby Obsidian Agent » Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:08 pm

Another thing. I may have mentioned "Director Hamilton" - the head of the base this nonsense takes place at. As for what Director Hamilton looks and acts like, well, I always envisioned her as looking something like Ysanne Isard from the old Star Wars expanded universe:
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And having the personality of Malory Archer from, well, "Archer".
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Postby aceofAces » Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:34 pm

Obsidian Agent wrote:Another thing. I may have mentioned "Director Hamilton" - the head of the base this nonsense takes place at. As for what Director Hamilton looks and acts like, well, I always envisioned her as looking something like Ysanne Isard from the old Star Wars expanded universe:
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And having the personality of Malory Archer from, well, "Archer".


Sorta reminds me of what you'd get if you crossed Rogue from X-men with Dr. Catherine Halsey from Halo.
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby Metzger » Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:34 pm

soooo....my entry didn't make the cut?
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby aceofAces » Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:46 pm

Metzger wrote:soooo....my entry didn't make the cut?

Shit did I miss it?

FYI there is no "cut" to speak of. I should have put it up I'm gonna fix it sorry.
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Postby Metzger » Tue Dec 13, 2016 10:54 am

aceofAces wrote:
Metzger wrote:soooo....my entry didn't make the cut?

Shit did I miss it?

FYI there is no "cut" to speak of. I should have put it up I'm gonna fix it sorry.

just thought that mentioning nambla wasn't kosher
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby 'Lement » Tue Dec 20, 2016 7:48 am

131. No clones! One Ash'waren is enough!

Wait.

Shouldn't that be

131. No clones! Two Ash'warens is enough!

Unless....One of them used their empathy to look like someone else.

It's more probably that the one who did that was the original.

And there is still just one Ash'waren contained.

....

CONTAINMENT BREACH! ASH'WAREN HAS ESCAPED THE BASE!
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby Obsidian Agent » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:02 am

'Lement wrote:
131. No clones! One Ash'waren is enough!

Wait.

Shouldn't that be

131. No clones! Two Ash'warens is enough!

Unless....One of them used their empathy to look like someone else.

It's more probably that the one who did that was the original.

And there is still just one Ash'waren contained.

....

CONTAINMENT BREACH! ASH'WAREN HAS ESCAPED THE BASE!



And here's the appropriate music for that situation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64vzWMFENcA
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