LOL, I can picture Quain marching to the 300 theme.
"This...This is Madness!" shrieks Zala'ess as she's forced closer and closer to the bottomless pit by Quain'tana, who in turn replies "Madness? THIS IS SARGHRESS!!!!!!"
"EEEEEKKKKKKK!" shrieks the Vel'Sharen ambassador as she is kicked into the pit to her doom.
Quian'tana then turns to Kelnoz with a grin on her face and says "Son, you've outdone yourself. Adding this thing to my throne room was the best birthday gift a mother could ever ask for! Go find me more Sharen scum to throw in, heh heh!"
"Glad you like it mother" Kelnoz replies as he thinks to himself "So glad I didn't take Ash'Waren's advice and got her a mini skirt and halter top"