101 things Tsabal isn't allowed to do in the TK anymore
1- Belch singing contest with An'jhali
2- Ferals are not food rations
3- Ferals are not my next pair of slippers
4- Cup size check isn't part of the flight startup safety protocol
5- Not even on males.
6- Fila'sofi is not an exception either.
7- Just because naked torsos are a trend among male TK does not mean i should do the same.
8- Air gliders aren't meant to be used for orbital drops.
9- Oily dwarven pitfights aren't a mean of entertainament.
10- Nor are tiktiki pitfights.
11- I will stop asking the mana specialists if they're wizards
12- I will stop asking the warriors if they get arrows in their knees
13- Fire isn't the universal solution
14- The airship can't do a barrel roll. I should stop pestering the pilots if it's possible.
15- My name is Tsabal, not Juancho Master of the Sombrero.
16- The kitchen is not my laboraty.
17- The engine room is not fit for dodgeball playing.
18- Touching random stuff in the engine room isn't allowed. Even if it's shiny.
20- An'jhali's proper name is "lady An'jhali", or "Anjhi", not "Spandexbutt"
21- We can't transform and roll out.
22- No more using Anjhali as human shield yelling "plot armor!"
23- The same can be said about Ba'dai's.
24- Or his arm
25- Or his abs.
26- Chucking underwear at people isn't part of the greeting protocol
27- Moreover if it's used
28- Moreover if it's ON FIRE
29- Specially if it's not mine.
30- There are no airlocks on the ship. I can't threaten to throw people out of them.
31- Trying to see if Tiktikis, ferals and dwarves breed true is not science, is a sin against nature.
32- Mooning can't be considered a war shout.
33- Tsabal's Happy Fun Nether Circus is a big no.
34- For that very reason, trying to summon nether clowns is also forbidden.
35- I should refrain about telling my past in the rift when kids ask about it.
36- Specially if it's night and I have a glowstone aimed at my face.
37- For that reason, I should stop also telling my tales to weak-bladder adults.
38- Munchies is not a valid reason for biting random people.
39- I should stop pouring the alcohol stocks in Brorn's tomb to raise him as booze zombie.
40- "Dooter the last to run" is not a valid war strategy.
41- They're dragons. Not seagulls.
42- I am not allowed to test the flammability of each new party we meet.
43- Random midnight attack drills are discouraged.
44- Golem fights aren't allowed
45- Not even with bets on.
46- Freeform Ti'ray does not mean naked ti'ray.
47- Never mix cocoa liquor and Ceak.
48- My homebrew stuff is only for my own consumption.
49- I am not a sky pirate.
50- I do not need to talk like one.
51- Tossing random stuff down the ship
52- Tossing random people down the ship
53- Dwarven cavalry is a big no
54- For that same reason, halmes cavalry
55- Dwarves don't make good pot roast
56- Halmes don't make good barbeque
57- Drow sausages.
58- I am not the wicked Witch of the West
59- Nor do I melt in contact with water
60- Buttcrawling isn't a good exercise in the morning
61- I should stop calling mimians Negros.
62- Drowussu are gray-skinned, not bleached.
63- Not every drowussu is a secret Kyorl ninja agent.
64- Chelians aren't my homies.
65- Not allowed to use summons for pimp rides.
67- Pimp slapping is not a valid martial move.
68- Blood is not a drink.
69- No, we can't make a cannon that shoots hale droppings.
70- Nor a hand-cannon that shoots dawmere poo.
71- Even if it's on fire.
72- I do not have THE POWER
73- Surprise bath raids are not acceptable as source of income
74- Not even in the male baths.
75- The blue skinned gnome with the bagpipes that tells me to burn things is not real and his suggestions aren't that good.
76- Shin kicks.
77- Nut kicks.
78- A chokehold isn't a friendly hug.
79- Setting forests ablaze is not a good way to salute the nals.
80- Not allowed to touch the nal's special stash.
81- Dwarven sweat is not hallucinogenic when licked.
82- Sex quality inspection is not a valid reason to interrupt intercourses.
83- Not allowed to take notes or make suggestions either.
84- I am not a magical girl.
85- Ba'dai isn't one either.
86- The mana specialist's war cry is not "YOU SHALL NOT PASS."
87- Nor I should say it when they want to enter my bed bunk room.
89- The bathroom isn't the best place to hide explosive foci.
90- Empaths can't make heads explode.
91- Ferals aren't good softball balls.
92- Dwarves are even worse.
93- Kick the drow is not a national sport.
94- Natural chemical warfare
95- The gliders are not Children of the Night.
96- Nor do they suck blood.
97- The deck is not a toilet.
98- Streaking is not an exercise of freedom.
100-Surprise wedgies aren't that good of a joke.