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101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Gunbird » Thu May 12, 2016 7:55 pm

19. Give her 30mm of love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvIJvPj_pjE


BRRRRRRRRRRRTTT!!!!
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Obsidian Agent » Thu May 12, 2016 7:57 pm

20: We awaken the Pillar Men in the Sargh fortress. She won't be able to handle that much manliness and FABULOUS-ness simultaneously.
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Smokehammer » Fri May 13, 2016 4:49 am

21: Laele Falling in love with Sun'ya.

22: A Dr Spock book

23: Ariel renting a feral firing squad for a birthday salute instructed to shoot towards the giant red statue

24: Doors that explode on punch

25: allowing her to rule Chel

26: Boomerangs (and probably even Yo-yos)
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Obsidian Agent » Fri May 13, 2016 4:51 am

27: Pit her against Rand al'Thor. All the punches in the universe won't save you from Balefire.
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby partner555 » Fri May 13, 2016 5:21 am

Smokehammer wrote:21: Laele Falling in love with Sun'ya.

22: A Dr Spock book

23: Ariel renting a feral firing squad for a birthday salute instructed to shoot towards the giant red statue

24: Doors that explode on punch

25: allowing her to rule Chel

26: Boomerangs (and probably even Yo-yos)

I don't understand number 26.
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Gunbird » Sat May 14, 2016 4:59 am

29. Deactivating Obsidians lurk mode.
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby partner555 » Sat May 14, 2016 6:05 am

30. Destroy the Kyorl's chocolate supply, wait for the riot, and send Quain in.
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Metzger » Sat May 14, 2016 6:06 am

28. trick her to punch herself, in the face.
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Smokehammer » Sat May 14, 2016 6:17 am

partner555 wrote:
smokehammer wrote:26: Boomerangs (and probably even Yo-yos)

I don't understand number 26.
Its akin to 28 -she's throwing it, therefore when it comes back if she catches it, ouch.

31: tell her she couldnt jump the grand canyon without "Val tricks"

32: No commoners allowed sign next to a tar filled mudbath

33: 100 assassins who actually know how to ninja

34: a 200 decibel dog whistle
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby vlashrod » Sat May 14, 2016 2:00 pm

Red color pigment shortage :)
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Black Knight LeFreux » Sat May 14, 2016 8:43 pm

vlashrod wrote:Red color pigment shortage :)


That reminds me of the old Valley'gurl evil plan to hide all the red hair dye so that everything would be pink :

http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=589
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Margirita » Mon May 23, 2016 4:34 am

Use Jal science to turn Quain into a man...then unleash the fan-girls!
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby partner555 » Mon May 23, 2016 5:09 am

37. Have her eat rocks because no spoiled Val would do that. Nor would any other sane person for that matter, but don't tell her that.
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Smokehammer » Mon May 23, 2016 7:40 am

38: Let her take her reactive/defensive fight style into real combat without back up
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby partner555 » Mon May 23, 2016 9:24 am

Smokehammer wrote:38: Let her take her reactive/defensive fight style into real combat without back up

How is that supposed to kill her?
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