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101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Black Knight LeFreux » Wed May 11, 2016 7:19 pm

As Smokehammer said in the Chapter 50 page 52 thread, no one has really tried to work around Quain's apparent immunity to mana attacks to end her properly. Diva'ratrika unleashed a hundred assassins against her and SURPRISE ! It didn't work.

Unless I'm mistaken, Quain's "art" consist of eating the mana around her, destroying whatever has been created with mana, and even possibly summons (though that hasn't been confirmed yet).

We need to make a list, and fast if our primary target doesn't survive this chapter !

My suggestion would be to trap her in a room with absolutely no aerations (no windows, no cracks, no holes), and with doors made of reinforced steel, 25 inches thick. The lack of air and the subsequent suffocation would take care of the mightiest of beasts, Quain included.
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby vlashrod » Wed May 11, 2016 7:24 pm

Kern already show a way : Shoot her with a giant golem gun with dvergar's tech.
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Black Knight LeFreux » Wed May 11, 2016 7:41 pm

vlashrod wrote:Kern already show a way : Shoot her with a giant golem gun with dvergar's tech.


That makes two solutions, only 99 more to go !
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Obsidian Agent » Wed May 11, 2016 7:47 pm

Phasers set to "maximum" would do the job nicely. ;) *rolleyes*
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Black Knight LeFreux » Wed May 11, 2016 7:55 pm

Obsidian Agent wrote:Phasers set to "maximum" would do the job nicely. ;) *rolleyes*


I don't know if we should restrict our proposals to methods that would work in the Drowtales settings. Though if we did, the craziest ideas would be left out.

Phasers made of mana or from another fictional story ?
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Seraphina126 » Wed May 11, 2016 8:04 pm

Aside from her OP ability to nullify mana, Quain is just an ordinary Drow like any other. A trained Drow, true, but not without weaknesses. If mana doesn't work a good ol' blade to the throat will do the trick.

If her army were to turn against her, it would be the end of her. And contrary to Sabrror or whatever his name is Quain doesn't have any taint to use as a last resort.
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby partner555 » Wed May 11, 2016 10:22 pm

Seraphina126 wrote:Aside from her OP ability to nullify mana, Quain is just an ordinary Drow like any other. A trained Drow, true, but not without weaknesses. If mana doesn't work a good ol' blade to the throat will do the trick.

If her army were to turn against her, it would be the end of her. And contrary to Sabrror or whatever his name is Quain doesn't have any taint to use as a last resort.

Bad Seraphina! No using logic and common sense!

I propose Black Knight's solution, with one modification. We include Jysmur in there with her. With her habit of farting, Quain would die faster.
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Smokehammer » Thu May 12, 2016 2:36 am

-They all live in rock buildings with steel doors right? Get a kettle with a sealing lid(or 4), some blackpowder, some of those exploding fire focii, and tons of sharp spoons. Have Khaless put it in her room altogether in a corner somewhere. The place is such a damn mess she wont notice. When she crashes out for the night just walk by and set off the Foci. Why spoons? BECAUSE IT WILL HURT MORE! ...and Kern told me to

-Fist fight with the Hulk.

-Headbutt her into the rift (hey Im a dragon)

-Spike Ash'warren's wine with Viagra.

Black Knight LeFreux wrote:I don't know if we should restrict our proposals to methods that would work in the Drowtales settings. Though if we did, the craziest ideas would be left out.
Nah, its 101 ways. We can be crazy.
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Obsidian Agent » Thu May 12, 2016 3:02 am

You know, if we wanted to be cruel, we could tie her down and force her to repeatedly watch Ralph Bakshi's "Wizards"...
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Gunbird » Thu May 12, 2016 4:10 am

Isn't this sort of dissection should be in the Questions forum?
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Smokehammer » Thu May 12, 2016 4:19 am

Nah Gunny. We're creating, not asking. That's pretty much the definition of fan-fiction. *wee*

Obsidian Agent wrote:You know, if we wanted to be cruel, we could tie her down and force her to repeatedly watch Ralph Bakshi's "Wizards"...

It's been a million years since I last saw that thing. So that's 10. (I think)
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Obsidian Agent » Thu May 12, 2016 4:24 am

Smokehammer wrote:Nah Gunny. We're creating, not asking. That's pretty much the definition of fan-fiction. *wee*

Obsidian Agent wrote:You know, if we wanted to be cruel, we could tie her down and force her to repeatedly watch Ralph Bakshi's "Wizards"...

It's been a million years since I last saw that thing. So that's 10. (I think)


And it's been confirmed that Bakshi is working on a sequel.
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Smokehammer » Thu May 12, 2016 5:04 am

Obsidian Agent wrote:
And it's been confirmed that Bakshi is working on a sequel.
11^?

12- Send her 100000 huggle-grams in the form of Orcs on fire carrying kerosene

13 -Give her front row tickets to a Kyo’nne concert

14 -hand grenades

15 -bear traps in a sand pit in front of tea house full of Val’Sharen
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby 'Lement » Thu May 12, 2016 4:59 pm

The symmetric sixteen: Poison.
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Re: 101 ways to kill Quain that would actually work

Postby Black Knight LeFreux » Thu May 12, 2016 7:20 pm

17: Give her a golden ticket to Charly's chocolate factory and push her into the river. Blame the toxins.

18: Send her to the Carebears universe. The smell of love and disgusting adorableness should be too much for her grumpiness. Incapable of feeling happy, her brain functions will shut down.

Smokehammer wrote:-Spike Ash'warren's wine with Viagra.


You monster.
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