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List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

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Postby Gunbird » Sat Oct 17, 2015 3:55 am

Ok Here is some SCP Objects to add to the list.


SCP-049 Audio log

SCP-990 Audio log

SCP-735 Audio log

Some of Objects that are not as dangerous.
SCP-999

SCP-131

And here are some "Joke" SCP's
SCP-329-J "The Ghoooost Siiiign" Audio log

SCP-999-J Creepy Speedo Man]SCP-999-J Creepy Speedo Man
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby Metzger » Sun Oct 18, 2015 9:38 am

135. Just a note to personnel, STDs does not affect elves, but Ash'waren could still be a carrier, for your own sake, please decline any "invitations" from her.
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby Thrair » Sat Jan 30, 2016 11:53 pm

Is no longer allowed to impersonate Sarv'swati in front of Quain with empathy, even if the look on her face was priceless.
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby aceofAces » Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:07 pm

137. Is no longer allow to design exoatmospheric transport vehicles.
1. No, I don't care if it will be hilarious, we will never shape our ships into [REDACTED].

138. Ash'waren and Tucker are not to approach within 200m of each other under any circumstance.

139. Is not to send parcels to the Pope (C'mon, Pope Francis is a chill guy, do do that to him)

140. Is not to be permitted to access the Reactor of any Covenant vessel. Arbiter Thel'Vadam has alerted us to your attempts to replace the coolant with lube.
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby Gunbird » Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:15 am

What about the other SCPs?
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby ThatGuyThisGuy » Sat Aug 06, 2016 4:38 am

Potential evolved forms of Spirits In The Night

Stand: At the Center of the Universe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wRreoNRGwk
Effect: Extreme Clairvoyance; Can see, hear, etc anything anywhere throughout all of time and can understand the mentality and thoughts of any being.

Stand: Home By The Sea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j6d7VeYvdQ
Effect: Manifestation and control of Spirits of the Dead.

A stand for Snads

Snadhya'rune
Stand: Lost and Damned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgkNM1lC6XA
Effect: Manifesting Evil Spirits of all kinds and Mentally Dominating the weak willed and exacerbating flaws in those to strong willed to be dominated.


A stand for Faen.

Faen
Stand: Forever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn91tBlnNic
Effect: Can mentally understand any creature and pacify and or instill a sense of empathy/compassion in them, Can heal any wound or Illness, greatly extend lifespans of creatures, and can remove the need for sustenance as long as the subject is within the presence of her stand.
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby aceofAces » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:50 pm

I'll admit I know jack-all about Stands in any way so I'm just going to continue The List.

141. Ash is not to organize any arm-wrestling matches between Quain'tana and The Master Chief, the last thing we need is a repeat of the Spinning Abrams Incident

142. Ash is not to goad Saitama into punching SCP-343. Seriously just no.
- Admittedly it did give us a much cheaper way of studying the Higgs Boson than the LHC.

143. Ash is no longer permitted to visit the Smithsonian.
- Placing a Rubiks Cube atop the SR-71 does not a Jetfire make.
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby aceofAces » Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:30 pm

144. Stop trying to get Sharess to sing From God's Perspective by Bo Burnham in front of the Kyorls. I can pretty well guarantee that this will not end well for anyone involved.
- Evidently Sharess can't sing worth a damn. Good rule of thumb, distract her during karaoke nights.
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby Metzger » Sat Aug 27, 2016 11:46 am

145. Ash is no longer allowed anwhere near the postal office, sorry Ash, but you had your chance, and you abused that chance, and the rest of us ended up on Namblas membership list.
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby Smokehammer » Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:44 am

Does Dic Soupcan fit into the "things Ash'warren is never allowed to do, ever" list?
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby aceofAces » Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:31 pm

Smokehammer wrote:Does Dic Soupcan fit into the "things Ash'warren is never allowed to do, ever" list?

I think he fits more in with the sheer ridiculousness of the whole situation. As far as I know the man is not part of the list itself, which is something that a lot of the characters in Obsidians lists have in common.
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby aceofAces » Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:34 pm

Obsidian Agent wrote:Another thing. I may have mentioned "Director Hamilton" - the head of the base this nonsense takes place at. As for what Director Hamilton looks and acts like, well, I always envisioned her as looking something like Ysanne Isard from the old Star Wars expanded universe:
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And having the personality of Malory Archer from, well, "Archer".


Sorta reminds me of what you'd get if you crossed Rogue from X-men with Dr. Catherine Halsey from Halo.
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby Metzger » Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:34 pm

soooo....my entry didn't make the cut?
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby aceofAces » Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:46 pm

Metzger wrote:soooo....my entry didn't make the cut?

Shit did I miss it?

FYI there is no "cut" to speak of. I should have put it up I'm gonna fix it sorry.
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby Metzger » Tue Dec 13, 2016 10:54 am

aceofAces wrote:
Metzger wrote:soooo....my entry didn't make the cut?

Shit did I miss it?

FYI there is no "cut" to speak of. I should have put it up I'm gonna fix it sorry.

just thought that mentioning nambla wasn't kosher
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