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List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby Metzger » Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:49 am

Deploy search parties, and release the strippers, have them patrol every major road
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby Obsidian Agent » Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:13 pm

146. Ash'waren is forbidden from ever accessing planetary accelerators again. Even if it DID bring the Juraian-Dalek War to an end, under no circumstances are the events of [DATE REDACTED] to be repeated.
1. For those not in the know, Ash'waren used said planetary accelerators to send the planets Jurai and Skaro (the homeworlds of the Juraians and Daleks, respectively) crashing into each other at relativistic speeds. The resulting explosion rivaled gamma ray bursts in intensity.
2. On that note, who the hell gave Ash'waren access to one of those things in the first place?
3. After checking our records, it turns out it was Lt. Steve Braxton. Of course.
4. Lt. Braxton has been handed over to Dr. Bright as punishment for this action. It was deemed the only thing fitting.
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Re: List of things Ash'waren is not allowed to do, ever.

Postby Metzger » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:07 am

147. "Tits or GTFO" is not a valid reason why Ash'waren escaped.
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