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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Two

Postby SFI » Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:26 pm

Ra'tatosk wrote:
SFI wrote:
Dakla wrote:Kinda reverted to child-mindset, didn't they? 8P

Just a bit ;)

Well, now the they went the full yard in childness. Especially Waes! :D

Lets see what colors will the tiktikis have? Black, white, red, and green are quite obvious. Then probably blue - but maybe there will be a fight over that color? Then what? Who will get purple - two candidates? Ah yes, warm yellow is the next, but then. The last two colors, which are they, and to whom? The tenth color would be firey orange, but she never got a golem tablet! o_O


I am NOT going to give them the colours on here! Do you have any idea how much work that would be!?
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Two

Postby Ra'tatosk » Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:18 pm

SFI wrote:
Ra'tatosk wrote:Lets see what colors will the tiktikis have? Black, white, red, and green are quite obvious. Then probably blue - but maybe there will be a fight over that color? Then what? Who will get purple - two candidates? Ah yes, warm yellow is the next, but then. The last two colors, which are they, and to whom? The tenth color would be firey orange, but she never got a golem tablet! o_O

I am NOT going to give them the colours on here! Do you have any idea how much work that would be!?

That was never my intention. The talk of colors just got me to think of appropriate colors for all the clans.

So, am I right or am I right in the choises?
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Three

Postby SFI » Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:32 pm

Ra'tatosk wrote:
SFI wrote:
Ra'tatosk wrote:Lets see what colors will the tiktikis have? Black, white, red, and green are quite obvious. Then probably blue - but maybe there will be a fight over that color? Then what? Who will get purple - two candidates? Ah yes, warm yellow is the next, but then. The last two colors, which are they, and to whom? The tenth color would be firey orange, but she never got a golem tablet! o_O

I am NOT going to give them the colours on here! Do you have any idea how much work that would be!?

That was never my intention. The talk of colors just got me to think of appropriate colors for all the clans.

So, am I right or am I right in the choises?


Probably... Though the spelling might need improvement XD
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Four

Postby SFI » Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:06 pm

Shadow Queen entered
Shadow Queen: You all have your names again :)
Val’Sharess, Blue Empath entered
Val’Sharess: Thank my Aunt, I was almost starting to like tiktikki’s
Blue Empath: What?
Val’Sharess: I don’t really like them
Shadow Queen: Best not tell Quain that.
Val’Sharess: Is there a way to delete that sentence then?
Badass Wolf, Surface FTW entered
Badass Wolf: Too late XD
Val’Sharess: Darn you
Shadow Queen: ^-^
Blue Empath: WTF.
Surface FTW: Waes, you are creeping me out
Nuqrah Queen, Finder Of New Ways entered
Nuqrah Queen: Not only you, Rel
Finder Of New Ways: Are you alright, Waes?
Shadow Queen: Why should I not be?
Badass Wolf: You suddenly learned what fun means
Blue Empath: well, not all meanings of it though.
Val’Sharess: I swear, if you keep trying to get into her bed, I’ll make you pay.
Surface FTW: Oh my...
Shadow Queen: Might as well do it, Diva. She won’t get in.
Blue Empath: One day, Waes, one day I WILL succeed.
Badass Wolf: Trust me, she will.
Best Mom, Goddess Visionary entered
Goddess Visionary: I am really wondering why I keep coming back here...
Shadow Queen: If you decide to not come anymore, can I have the golem back?
Best Mom: And then we have two of you, no thanks
Shadow Queen: I made these!
Badass Wolf: I have to ask by the way, how are those extra’s coming?
Shadow Queen: I have colour text. But as said, I’d need to have yours with me to add them
Finder Of New Ways: That’s it. Next thing is at Waes’ place.
Blue Empath: You do realize that poor Diva can’t come then
Nuqrah Queen: Well, I didn’t expect you’d mind that
Surface FTW: I think she is just sad that she can’t Diva and Waes in a threesome then
Shadow Queen: STOP TRYING TO HOOK ME UP!
Val’Sharess: Yes please.
Goddess Visionary: Ugh...
Best Mom: And then people complain about me
Surface FTW: You do also sleep around a lot
Nuqrah Queen: And so do your kids
Badass Wolf: Then again, so do Ash’
Finder Of New Ways: I so see it happening that if we go to Ash, she will get us into an orgy
Goddess Visionary: You didn’t realize that yet?
Val’Sharess: Denial
Shadow Queen: That, and she probably has bio-golems of all of us in her fortress
Finder Of New Ways: I don’t
Blue Empath: Of all of us, or some of us?
Badass Wolf: Just don’t sell my copy to Ash. I do NOT want to sleep with myself
Val’Sharess: Horrible mental image.
Surface FTW: Oh Goddess...
Goddess Visionary: Foul minds.
Shadow Queen: ... I really should have given these to my kids
Finder Of New Ways: Give me some credit here! Why would I want all of you in my home!?
Best Mom: Ash could think of some reasons.
Val’Sharess: Zala, that is quite enough.
Badass Wolf: Ouch... Mommy issues much?
Shadow Queen: At least she has a mother
Blue Empath: Oh my.
Surface FTW: This will be interesting at this rate
Nuqrah Queen: No Kidding.
Goddess Visionary: I will keep out of this
Blue Empath: Though Waes DOES have a point. Aside from Zala, we are all motherless. I think?
Val’Sharess: Way to make me feel old.
Finder Of New Ways: Actually, wouldn’t that make you young?
Shadow Queen: I think it would, actually
Blue Empath: I would have had a mother had Diva not killed her >:|
Finder Of New Ways: At least yours did not become demon-chow in front of you.
Shadow Queen: I think it was Diva’s revenge for one of your sisters deep-frying my mother’s brain.
Badass Wolf: I think I got off lightly with my ‘don’t know my mom’-thing
Nuqrah Queen: We are Val, it tends to happen that mother’s don’t die peacefully in their beds
Surface FTW: Oh yes...
Goddess Visionary: this turned depressing very fast
Best Mom: Yup :|
Val’Sharess: Need I remind you of the fact that you wanted to kill me yourself?
Best Mom: I changed my mind on time!
Shadow Queen: After Sannindi and her clan had already perished.
Badass Wolf: And a quarter of Chel DIED already under Snads’ minions.
Blue Empath: I still wonder where she got the idea. Diva is not THAT bad
Finder Of New Ways: Wasn’t the only problem that Diva wanted a grandkid?
Surface FTW: As far as I know, yes
Val’Sharess: Was it really that strange I just wanted her to continue the line?
Nuqrah Queen: Apparently?
Goddess Visionary: I still question the wisdom of replacing the honourable Dutan’vir with a Nether-cult
Finder Of New Ways: The child was unstable, best to give her proper guidance than to have her dollify everyone
Val’Sharess: As we have been preaching for almost 15 years now
Shadow Queen: Did you know one of my daughters actually takes home that little sister of Kharla’ggen regularly?
Badass Wolf: Your poor eyes XD
Blue Empath: Oh, what kind of girl is she? Like her sister?
Best Mom: Need us to send you some glasses?
Shadow Queen: I’d prefer a bucket of black paint. At least Naal’suul has the decency to dress her in dark colours upon arrival. I still shudder at her first time here
Nuqrah Queen: What happened?
Surface FTW: And you are okay with her being there?
Shadow Queen: I do not make it a habit to throw friends of my children out. As for what happened, I think she took the ‘need to blend in’ as a challenge. I suddenly found her in front of me, in her underwear and swinging around a paint brush with the brightest yellow I had ever seen until one of you send me that one outfit.
Val’Sharess: I take it you did not take that well?
Badass Wolf: How come you are not dollified yet?
Shadow Queen: Naal got her out of range on time
Nuqrah Queen: I am not sure if I should be horrified or fascinated at the idea of Kharla and Waes duking it out.
Finder Of New Ways: I will go with terrified myself.
Best Mom: Wouldn’t we get a Waes-doll shortly after battle-begin?
Blue Empath: Does Kharla’s power even work on someone who goes shadowy with a sneeze?
Val’Sharess: Let’s not find out.
Badass Wolf: I am getting more and more interested in finding out how we all would do against each other.
Nuqrah Queen: Not again...
Surface FTW: Ash wants to bed us, Quain wants to fight us, Kharla probably wants to dollify us...
Goddess Visionary: Asira wants to clone us all
Finder Of New Ways: Will you stop that?
Best Mom: I don’t think she’ll ever do that
Surface FTW: Just like that one time my mother would not let me live down painting myself green
Nuqrah Queen: I still want to see that
Val’Sharess: Kids...
Badass Wolf: Are you referring to us?
Blue Empath: Some of us are older than you, you know
Val’Sharess: You don’t act like that
Finder Of New Ways: At least I am no longer the youngest Ill’haress in this council
Goddess Visionary: Though you are the youngest in here
Surface FTW: I don’t think there was much difference between you and me, was there?
Best Mom: I think, at one point even a century difference makes little difference
Blue Empath: I still enjoy the nine years between me and Diva
Val’Sharess: There we go again
Badass Wolf: Hey, where did Waes go? Did we hunt her off again?
Nuqrah Queen: By talking about ages?
Badass Wolf: Maybe she is sensitive that way? How am I supposed to know?
Goddess Visionary: I don’t think she put the golem down
Finder Of New Ways: Though I found that just putting it down on your lap also keeps it activated
Best Mom: Still
Val’Sharess: I think we can safely assume she did not get killed
Blue Empath: LOL
Val’Sharess: In my defence, the one time I did not consider the worst, my daughters started plotting against me
Best Mom: I apologized for that!
Badass Wolf: Apologies are not going to get back the thousands that died!
Nuqrah Queen: What else is she supposed to do? Replace them?
Goddess Visionary: Not to mention all the demons still roaming the Dutan’vir fortress
Finder Of New Ways: Did we not say something of leaving the past in the past!?
Surface FTW: I agree with Asira, we can’t change it
Val’Sharess: Or fix it by arguing about it. Now, anyone any idea where Waes went?
Blue Empath: My range is not THAT far
Best Mom: Doesn’t seem like her district blew up either
Badass Wolf: Didn’t hear anything of anyone wanting to attack her
Finder Of New Ways: I don’t think she would keep lugging around the golem if that were the case?
Goddess Visionary: Unless she intended to call for help like this if she thought her army can’t handle it?
Surface FTW: I am not sure someone could drive the Beldrobbaen into that position
Blue Empath: I think we all thought that of the Dutan’vir too... :(
Val’Sharess: Anyone up to have her develop something that allows instant talking?
Nuqrah Queen: I think I could help with that
Best Mom: I’d back that
Goddess Visionary: And so we go back to mating
Blue Empath: I wish there was a way to remind Waes she is holding this thing
Surface FTW: Perhaps by writing big?
Finder Of New Ways: And how will that help?
Surface FTW: Our texts have colour on hers, right? I think we can safely say that a Beldrobbaen will notice a sudden glowing rainbow
Badass Wolf: I can already see Waes’soloth suddenly looking at a bright rainbow on her room-wall XD
Val’Sharess: How come this actually seems like a good idea to me?
Best Mom: Because the alternatives are sending a messenger to her which takes a good cycle even for the nearest of us?
Nuqrah Queen: We should suggest some sound-alerting whenever someone has entered something
Badass Wolf: I cannot have a concert in my throne-room, Nega
Blue Empath: At this rate, she will be back on her own
Finder Of New Ways: As long as she is back?
Shadow Queen: I take back all good things I said about Kharla’s sister...
Val’Sharess: What happened?
Shadow Queen: Apparently, Naal and I will be visiting the Vloz’ress in three days
Badass Wolf: WHAT?
Nuqrah Queen: How did that happen?
Surface FTW: And why did you agree to it?
Blue Empath: I don’t even...
Best Mom: I feel like this is not the month to be Beldrobbaen
Shadow Queen: She got invited to the Vloz’ress and I am NOT letting her go there alone.
Val’Sharess: That makes sense, but why did she get invited?
Nuqrah Queen: And why did you not have her turn it down?
Shadow Queen: Apparently Kiel – Kharla’s sister – thinks it would be beneficial if Naal met Kharla. So she convinced Kharla to extend an invitation.
Goddess Visionary: And since Kharla is an Ill’haress, you can’t turn her down?
Shadow Queen: exactly
Finder Of New Ways: Ouch
Surface FTW: Oh my
Badass Wolf: My ambassadors told me interesting things about that fortress
Val’Sharess: Please don’t get dollified, Waes
Shadow Queen: What do you take me for?
Blue Empath: Someone visiting Kharla?
Best Mom: I should not have made that joke about a Waes-doll, should I?
Shadow Queen: Wait, what?
Nuqrah Queen: You missed quite a bit of conversation while... talking to your daughter?
Shadow Queen: Yes, she and Kharla’s sister just came by.
Badass Wolf: I wish I could get some popcorn and go see that
Val’Sharess: I am not sure I would want to be near there.
Best Mom: At any rate...
Surface FTW: Yes?
Goddess Visionary: I think she was just trying to change the subject
Finder Of New Ways: To what?
Blue Empath: I know something, but everyone will just complain
Badass Wolf: Are you surprised about that?
Nuqrah Queen: Probably
Shadow Queen: Tell you what, if I survive that meeting, we can talk about Romance. Because after THAT, I can probably survive everything.
Blue Empath: YAY! Does that mean...?
Shadow Queen: No, I will not actually sleep with you
Val’Sharess: You just raised her hopes, only to crush them again.
Surface FTW: I can totally imagine Ash’ face during her comment.
Nuqrah Queen: Like a little child you just offered the biggest plushie ever
Goddess Visionary: And then you ripped it away and burned it
Finder Of New Ways: All the while laughing in utter glee at the tears
Best Mom: Blowing the ashes far, far away
Blue Empath: I hate you all
Badass Wolf: I still have real... huggable things?
Blue Empath: YAY
Surface FTW: Aaww, Quain, I did not know you had a soft side
Badass Wolf: I don’t, but otherwise she’ll come to me, blubber me under and make everyone in the fortress depressed with her empathy
Blue Empath: Not sure if I should be offended at that
Val’Sharess: Probably
Val’Sharess: Oh, an Overseer came to talk to me, have to go.
Val’Sharess disconnected
Shadow Queen: Could she not just have put the thing down like I did?
Nuqrah Queen: And make us wonder if she had just gotten assassinated or something?
Shadow Queen: What?
Surface FTW: You were kinda absent without warning, you know.
Goddess Visionary: Though we were in agreement that you were alive, just preoccupied
Finder Of New Ways: We DID think it was something else though
Blue Empath: I bet even Shimi did not see that one coming
Badass Wolf: I am very certain she did not
Best Mom: LOL
Shadow Queen: Fine, next time I’ll just write AFG, or something
Surface FTW: What is that an abbreviation for?
Shadow Queen: Away From Golem
Nuqrah Queen: Makes sense
Finder Of New Ways: Anyway, Waes, how about we make something we can talk through, long distance
Blue Empath: Me and Diva already back it
Shadow Queen: Mmmhhh, could make that work. Though I think we would need Nega’s help for it
Nuqrah Queen: Can do :)
Best Mom: I’m looking forward to it
Badass Wolf: Oh Goddess, long-distance sex...
Goddess Visionary: AFG, need chocolate to deal with this
Blue Empath: LOL
Surface FTW: I could have done without that mental image
Shadow Queen: Same here.
Best Mom: It’s certainly an interesting image
Goddess Visionary: Just don’t tell us, please.
Nuqrah Queen: What she said
Finder Of New Ways: For once, I too would like it to be unsaid
Badass Wolf: That’s a first. Have to go now too, sister is here.
Badass Wolf disconnected
Blue Empath: Aaawww
Surface FTW: We do spend a lot of time on these things
Shadow Queen: That’s what they are for
Nuqrah Queen: Some secret ploy to keep us busy while your agents wrest control from Chel from us?
Finder Of New Ways: I could totally see that happen
Shadow Queen: Though I’d pass the Jaal-cavern. No use
Best Mom: Ouch
Finder Of New Ways: Thanks... I guess?
Goddess Visionary: Spider-breeding cavern?
Surface FTW: Would that not work better at MY place?
Surface FTW: Wait, I take that back
Blue Empath: LOL
Nuqrah Queen: Just say the word and I’ll hop back to Nuqrah ;) Rel, you can come too
Shadow Queen: You do realize that if someone wants to rule the city, all Val of other clans must be gone. Including those that fled to other cities?
Goddess Visionary: Does it count if they have a different colour?
Best Mom: Cheater
Surface FTW: Would that count?
Blue Empath: Don’t think so. The Drowolath also didn’t spare the Dokkalfar
Shadow Queen: Was there not the differing skin-colour the problem?
Nuqrah Queen: Pretty sure it was
Finder Of New Ways: We should colour-code every clan, that would be hilarious
Goddess Visionary: >_<
Best Mom: No one would find each other anymore
Shadow Queen: Eh, I am shadow already. Wouldn’t make much of a difference, really...
Blue Empath: I’d still find everyone
Surface FTW: I was green once, I think I’ll pass on becoming it again...
Surface FTW: If you all will excuse me, I have a meeting to attend. With Nega
Nuqrah Queen: Oh yeah, nearly forgot
Surface FTW, Nuqrah Queen disconnected
Best Mom: Who wants to bet they actually were in the same room?
Blue Empath: Who wants to bet their meeting is THAT kind of?
Goddess Visionary: Not everyone is like you, Ash
Finder Of New Ways: That reminds me of something, but I better not tell
Shadow Queen: Yes, please.
Blue Empath: Bunch of prudes
Goddess Visionary: Well, forgive me for following the traditions of my clan and not sleeping with Laths
Shadow Queen: I am not going to ask for forgiveness for not stepping onto the Cavern-floater
Best Mom: LOL
Finder Of New Ways: LOL
Blue Empath: Spoilsports
Shadow Queen: Try Kharla, THAT will be interesting
Blue Empath: EEW
Goddess Visionary: O.O
Best Mom: That... is one HUGE age-difference
Finder Of New Ways: Not to mention hugely debatable considering the ‘mind of a child’-thing
Blue Empath: I can’t believe you’d suggest that!
Shadow Queen: Anything to get you of my case
Goddess Visionary: But... dolls... taint... child...
Best Mom: I think you managed to break Shimi’s brain there, Waes
Finder Of New Ways: And I can’t even help her, considering... you know
Shadow Queen: Hey, at least she does not have to actually GO there.
Blue Empath: Point, but still!
Goddess Visionary: I am going now too
Goddess Visionary disconnected
Finder Of New Ways: I need something to get that mental image out of my head
Finder Of New Ways disconnected
Blue Empath: This is emptying fast.
Shadow Queen: Success
Best Mom: Success for what?
Shadow Queen: Regaining my peace and quiet ;) I have to go now too, sorry
Blue Empath: any idea when you will be able to allow us to talk when you are not there
Shadow Queen: Not yet, sorry
Shadow Queen, Blue Empath, Best Mom disconnected
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Three

Postby Metzger » Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:17 pm

and Troll-Waes strikes yet again...wait, Quain has a sister??? *eek*
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Three

Postby SFI » Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:06 am

Metzger wrote:wait, Quain has a sister??? *eek*


Quain'tana and Quill'yate consider eachother sisters, remember?
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Three

Postby Metzger » Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:12 am

oh, right, forgot about that...
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Four

Postby Sonor Val'Illhar'dro » Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:01 pm

Finder Of New Ways: So yesterday we talked about embarrassments, today about love-lives?
Shadow Queen: No
Badass Wolf: No
Goddess Visionary: No
Val’Sharess: No
Blue Empath: Yes
Nuqrah Queen: Well, this is interesting


Finder Of New Ways: biological strap-ons
Val’Sharess: WHAT!?
Blue Empath: Oh, now I AM sad you forgot them!
Badass Wolf: And you were seriously intending to travel through Chel with a bag of... strap-ons?
Surface FTW: And what do you mean with Biological?
Shadow Queen: I can imagine and I do not want to know.
Finder Of New Ways: Well... they temporarily fuse to a person, as if that person had become a guy.


I giggle snorted.

This is great
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Four

Postby SFI » Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:06 pm

Sonor Val'Illhar'dro wrote:
Finder Of New Ways: So yesterday we talked about embarrassments, today about love-lives?
Shadow Queen: No
Badass Wolf: No
Goddess Visionary: No
Val’Sharess: No
Blue Empath: Yes
Nuqrah Queen: Well, this is interesting


Finder Of New Ways: biological strap-ons
Val’Sharess: WHAT!?
Blue Empath: Oh, now I AM sad you forgot them!
Badass Wolf: And you were seriously intending to travel through Chel with a bag of... strap-ons?
Surface FTW: And what do you mean with Biological?
Shadow Queen: I can imagine and I do not want to know.
Finder Of New Ways: Well... they temporarily fuse to a person, as if that person had become a guy.


I giggle snorted.

This is great


Thank you ^^ Should I fear the Chicken of Doom at the way Nega is acting here? :P
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Four

Postby Ganurath » Sun Dec 07, 2014 7:11 pm

I await the day that Kharla arrives, only to reveal that it's only spoken words that she has trouble communicating with.
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Four

Postby Metzger » Sun Dec 07, 2014 8:34 pm

Ganurath wrote:I await the day that Kharla arrives, only to reveal that it's only spoken words that she has trouble communicating with.

o_O .....that would be awesome
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Five

Postby SFI » Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:53 am

Val’Sharess, Blue Empath, Best Mom entered
Val’Sharess: Waes managed to get us to talk when she is not here?
Best Mom: Seems like it
Blue Empath: Isn’t now when she is at... you know...
Best Mom: Poor Waes
Val’Sharess: I am still wondering why she would even go
Nuqrah Queen, Surface FTW, Badass Wolf entered
Surface FTW: You know her, she hates insulting people
Badass Wolf: Except when those people are me
Val’Sharess: That was not insulting, it was stating a fact
Nuqrah Queen: Here we go again...
Blue Empath: Yup
Best Mom: Did anyone hear anything of her about that visit?
Nuqrah Queen: I think her daughter told something about to my granddaughter. The one that is friends with your youngest, Zala’ess.
Surface FTW: I haven’t heard anything
Badass Wolf: And think you need to be more specific, Nega. How can Zala keep track of which kid it is?
Best Mom: I don’t get kids that quickly anymore
Val’Sharess: the death of your mate probably didn’t help...
Blue Empath: Maybe a good orgy to find a new one would help?
Surface FTW: Not again
Badass Wolf: Do you really expect differently from her?
Goddess Visionary, Finder Of New Ways entered
Goddess Visionary: Doubt it
Finder Of New Ways: It’s Ash... She already send me an order for a finished strap-on.
Val’Sharess: Why am I not surprised?
Best Mom: Because it is Ash’waren we are talking about?
Nuqrah Queen: Though I don’t think she actually managed to get us all into one orgy
Surface FTW: That is probably why she keeps insisting
Blue Empath: I really don’t see what the problem is. It’s not I want you to be here eternally
Goddess Visionary: The fact that it goes against my clan’s rules of conduct?
Badass Wolf: Because I don’t want to sleep with Val
Val’Sharess: Says the one who sleeps with her already
Nuqrah Queen: Boy, can we be glad that Waes is not here
Surface FTW: She’d get a heart-attack
Best Mom: Or complain about the love-life-talk again
Finder Of New Ways: We do keep getting back to that, don’t we?
Goddess Visionary: Drowolath are perverted
Badass Wolf: Ash and Zala are
Blue Empath: You have yet to complain
Badass Wolf: I complain every time, Ash
Surface FTW: Not enough apparently
Val’Sharess: Or not convincingly enough
Nuqrah Queen: I bet that Quain secretly likes it
Badass Wolf: OY
Best Mom: LOL
Val’Sharess: I just got mail :/
Finder Of New Ways: Oh?
Blue Empath: Since when do people send you mail?
Goddess Visionary: What is it?
Finder Of New Ways: Diva’ratrika?
Surface FTW: Did they seal it shut?
Nuqrah Queen: Would that not beat the purpose of sending mail?
Val’Sharess: Quain, I am going to murder you
Badass Wolf: Oh? Why’s that?
Best Mom: Existing?
Val’Sharess: You send me three Tiktikki... Why did you send me three Tiktikki?
Blue Empath: XD
Nuqrah Queen: what
Finder Of New Ways: I like Tiktikki
Goddess Visionary: Dirt-eaters
Badass Wolf: I thought you might like them after last time
Finder Of New Ways: Hehe
Surface FTW: Oh boy...
Best Mom: What is she going to do with three tiktikki?
Blue Empath: Make them her pets?
Val’Sharess: I don’t want three Tiktikki as pets
Nuqrah Queen: Give them to some grand-children?
Blue Empath: Or get another kid yourself?
Goddess Visionary: Can you please stop it?
Badass Wolf: Who wants to bet that if she saw this, Waes’soloth would turn Ash’ name into Pervert?
Finder Of New Ways: We need to bet about that?
Best Mom: No?
Val’Sharess: Perhaps Ash is the one who needs to get laid...
Blue Empath: Volunteers? >:3
Nuqrah Queen: I’ll pass
Surface FTW: Too busy, sorry
Badass Wolf: Already went last week
Finder Of New Ways: Sending replacement as we speak
Goddess Visionary: What?
Val’Sharess: I think she is talking about those strap-ons
Blue Empath: You finished them?
Finder Of New Ways: Yes. Just send a messenger off. Please don’t use them on her
Blue Empath: YAY
Surface FTW: Oh my...
Badass Wolf: I am NOT leaving my fortress
Best Mom: You do realize she can still come in? Asira, how much do they cost?
Val’Sharess: Zala’ess.
Best Mom: What?
Goddess Visionary: Perverted Drowolath, all of you.
Nuqrah Queen: Only those two, I assure you, Shimi.
Badass Wolf: So true
Finder Of New Ways: I only try to get some money...
Blue Empath: You did not try them yourself? What a waste :(
Surface FTW: It does sound interesting...
Best Mom: See?
Val’Sharess: Don’t you DARE buy some of those.
Goddess Visionary: I feel like Waes’soloth has the better deal here.
Nuqrah Queen: Going to the Vloz’ress is a better deal?
Goddess Visionary: At this rate, yes...
Badass Wolf: There is a certain hilarity about all this though
Val’Sharess: Speaking of hilarity, I am sending those Tiktikki back to you, Quain.
Finder Of New Ways: Are they chewing on the curtains?
Best Mom: Or they are crawling in the vents
Blue Empath: Good luck getting them out of those
Badass Wolf: I don’t have vents XD
Val’Sharess: I am going to insist Waes sends her spider to your place
Surface FTW: If Waes ever gets back. It’s late already
Goddess Visionary: Perhaps she needs to recover from the Vloz’ress?
Nuqrah Queen: I just hope she did not get turned into a doll.
Val’Sharess: I would end them.
Blue Empath: I think she can take care of herself
Best Mom: But still... Kharla’s power is not exactly something to scoff at
Shadow Queen entered
Val’Sharess: Thank my aunt. How did it go?
Shadow Queen: Better than expected
Badass Wolf: Is the talk of my ambassadors true?
Surface FTW: I think you would need to specify a bit more
Nuqrah Queen: I heard something about a corridor with grabbing hands
Shadow Queen: That was there, yes.
Goddess Visionary: All tainted, no doubt?
Shadow Queen: Surprisingly, there were untainted aside from Naal and me.
Finder Of New Ways: How was she?
Shadow Queen: With the mind of a child
Best Mom: And...?
Blue Empath: Surely there is more to tell
Shadow Queen: She is under influence of one of the Nether Summoners. It is a dark influence. And not the good-Beldrobbaen-kind of darkness...
Val’Sharess: What kind of influence?
Shadow Queen: You’d raze the thing to the ground if you knew.
Badass Wolf: Just spit it out
Shadow Queen: There is a room before her throne-room, filled with dolls.
Surface FTW: That is not so bad...
Nuqrah Queen: Is it?
Finder Of New Ways: I feel like it IS bad
Shadow Queen: Living people. Bones removed. ALL of them. But still alive. Real dolls, as it were.
Blue Empath: Goddess...
Goddess Visionary: That is...
Val’Sharess: Monstrous. How many?
Badass Wolf: My ambassadors forgot to mention those.
Best Mom: Denial, probably.
Shadow Queen: About twenty. But Kharla... she seems like a sweet... child. Just under a horrible influence.
Nuqrah Queen: Okay, who agrees that we need to get that influence away?
Surface FTW: Here
Badass Wolf: Definitely.
Best Mom: I agree
Finder Of New Ways: Oh yes...
Goddess Visionary: Consider me in
Blue Empath: I’ll help
Shadow Queen: Yes please
Val’Sharess: Then it is settled. But I remember the last few attempted purges well...
Badass Wolf: Was it not Kharla who was the... main problem? If we can get her out first we should be able to at least get to that influence.
Surface FTW: And how do you want to do that?
Shadow Queen: Kharla... likes me and Naal. I could invite her for a return-visit to my home?
Nuqrah Queen: You’d do that?
Shadow Queen: You should have seen her. It’s like you’re dealing with someone of barely six.
Goddess Visionary: But would she come?
Best Mom: One can always try.
Blue Empath: Which Summoner is it?
Shadow Queen: Sene’kha.
Goddess Visionary: I know her... Well, know of her.
Finder Of New Ways: Isn’t she the one sitting beside Kharla in the Council-meetings?
Val’Sharess: Yes. Waes, send an invitation to her and her sister. Tell us the date and time.
Shadow Queen: Yes.
Surface FTW: I will send my goblins and dvergar to aid you
Badass Wolf: I can send my Warmeat.
Goddess Visionary: My Wardens will aid you as well
Finder Of New Ways: You can send the... dolls to me. Perhaps we can restore them
Blue Empath: Trying won’t make them much worse anyway, I think.
Best Mom: Death might turn out to be a relief.
Nuqrah Queen: We’ll have to make sure that she gets some better influence after that though
Shadow Queen: First we need to succeed. I’d offer my golems, but...
Val’Sharess: I doubt those would do much, if anything... You just keep Kharla and her sister with you for as long as possible.
Shadow Queen: Alright
Surface FTW: I have to ask... What did your daughter think of it all?
Nuqrah Queen: Oh Goddess... How old was she again? 24?
Shadow Queen: She did not see, thank Sharess
Badass Wolf: Did you cover her eyes?
Shadow Queen: No, but Kiel took her to the rooms, where she’d help her with the tea-party...
Finder Of New Ways: From horrible dolls to tea-parties.
Goddess Visionary: How are those?
Shadow Queen: Like any other. Only marginally more dress-up.
Best Mom: What...
Val’Sharess: It can wait. Waes, next week?
Shadow Queen: I’ll have Naal give the letter to Kiel when she goes back to Orthorbbae.
Blue Empath: Those poor people...
Badass Wolf: Perhaps they’ll be fixed at the Jaals?
Finder Of New Ways: Still... How long have they been like that?
Surface FTW: I do not want to think of it.
Nuqrah Queen: I suppose I will be rather useless in this matter.
Val’Sharess: You can do the after-war-care for our people. Even with Kharla gone, they will not be that easy.
Goddess Visionary: We ought to kill them all
Shadow Queen: I doubt Kharla will go along with that.
Surface FTW: And I’d rather not find out how she is furious if the last few attempts at purges are any indication
Badass Wolf: Soo... Shall we say in seven days... where exactly?
Best Mom: What about at the Dome?
Finder Of New Ways: I’ll station some of my transport-golems there
Blue Empath: I’ll send some empaths to help ease their discomfort.
Val’Sharess: It’s settled then.
Badass Wolf: Yup. It’s a first though
Nuqrah Queen: I think we can safely say these are special circumstances
Goddess Visionary: May the Goddess be on our side in this
Shadow Queen: I’ll go write that letter then
Val’Sharess: In case we don’t talk to each other anymore: everyone take these things with them, they are handy.
Shadow Queen disconnected
Surface FTW: I’ll have to summon the bulk of my goblins then.
Badass Wolf: Same here.
Surface FTW, Badass Wolf disconnected
Nuqrah Queen: Must check my resources
Finder Of New Ways: Probably will need some testing. It’s not normal that only bones are gone...
Best Mom: You think they’d remove ALL the bones? Even ribs and such?
Val’Sharess: Could they still breathe if that was the case?
Blue Empath: Who knows what they did to them.
Goddess Visionary: Would there be people we know among them?
Nuqrah Queen: ?
Goddess Visionary: We send purges and some of those were presumed dead and lost. What if they...
Val’Sharess: I’d rather not think off that.
Blue Empath: Same here. I’ll start picking some empaths to send now.
Nuqrah Queen: I’ll be gone as well
Finder Of New Ways: Same here
Blue Empath, Nuqrah Queen, Finder Of New Ways disconnected
Best Mom: Are we going to send some too, mother?
Val’Sharess: I’ll have to think about that for a bit
Goddess Visionary: I should assemble the Wardens and Templars.
Goddess Visionary, Val’Sharess, Best Mom disconnected
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Five

Postby ThatGuyThisGuy » Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:27 pm

I think it is a bit suspension of disbelief breaking that they would be so sympathetic to kharla and her victims but this is overall all pretty good.
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Five

Postby Metzger » Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:57 pm

Well, their hearts are in the right place, but I cannot help to think that this plan will be a major fubar for team Tik'tikki/Ipad
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Five

Postby SFI » Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:45 pm

Metzger wrote:Well, their hearts are in the right place, but I cannot help to think that this plan will be a major fubar for team Tik'tikki/Ipad


You only say that cause I hinted at shit in the fan in the Ban Thread XD
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