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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Two

Postby Dakla » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:34 pm

Kinda reverted to child-mindset, didn't they? 8P
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Two

Postby SFI » Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:52 pm

Dakla wrote:Kinda reverted to child-mindset, didn't they? 8P


Just a bit ;)
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Three

Postby SFI » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:18 am

Val’Sharess, Shadow Queen entered
Val’Sharess: Thank goodness you finally show yourself... Are you alright?
Shadow Queen: What makes you think I am not?
Val’Sharess: The fact there has been a complete silence from you for nearly a week!?
Best Mom, Blue Empath, Nuqrah Queen entered
Nuqrah Queen: Thank Sharess!
Best Mom: Where have you been, Waes?
Blue Empath: We were getting worried!
Shadow Queen: In my fortress, where else?
Finder Of New Ways, Surface FTW, Goddess Visionary, Badass Wolf entered
Surface FTW: We thought you had left Chel or something. We heard nothing from you for a week.
Goddess Visionary: Yes, poker-night was horrible, but it was not that bad, was it?
Badass Wolf: You won, for Sharess’ sake.
Finder Of New Ways: And I had even forgotten my prototypes.
Shadow Queen: It’s certainly not the first time I don’t send word to you for a week!
Val’Sharess: But we did not even get word of your clan, this time.
Best Mom: If we could not see your fortress from our window, I’d have thought it fell down and crushed everyone!
Badass Wolf: Not to mention you forgot to send your protector-spider to my place.
Blue Empath: Oh yeah, that was supposed to happen too, wasn’t it?
Surface FTW: You had already forgotten?
Nuqrah Queen: Perhaps her tears at Asira forgetting her prototypes washed it away?
Val’Sharess: What were those anyway? And how happy should I be you forgot?
Finder Of New Ways: Uh...
Shadow Queen: Just spit it out. I swear I won’t ‘disappear’ again.
Badass Wolf: Theoretically, you have no grounds to turn her down, Asira.
Val’Sharess: It would be a bit stupid if I used my favour just to find out what she was intending to bring.
Blue Empath: I want to know too.
Nuqrah Queen: I am still marvelling at the fact that we seem to be so agreeable about the weirdest things.
Goddess Visionary: I guess it’s because they are so small?
Best Mom: Asira, spit it out already!
Finder Of New Ways: biological strap-ons
Val’Sharess: WHAT!?
Blue Empath: Oh, now I AM sad you forgot them!
Badass Wolf: And you were seriously intending to travel through Chel with a bag of... strap-ons?
Surface FTW: And what do you mean with Biological?
Shadow Queen: I can imagine and I do not want to know.
Finder Of New Ways: Well... they temporarily fuse to a person, as if that person had become a guy.
Goddess Visionary: So your gender-changing machinations the other way around?
Finder Of New Ways: Yes?
Best Mom: So... could a woman impregnate another woman with those?
Blue Empath: Now that opens possibilities.
Badass Wolf: The first to say something about my ‘manliness’ WILL be hit.
Val’Sharess: And you intended to bring those to my DOME!? And more importantly, HAVE ASH USE THEM THERE!?
Finder Of New Ways: I would have suggested she do it at her/ her partners home?
Nuqrah Queen: Now that gives a mental image considering she wanted Waes to lose to her
Shadow Queen: More like a horrible mental image.
Blue Empath: Why do you act like I am some horrible monster to bed, Waes? Hello, I am of noble blood!
Shadow Queen: And also the Goddess-forgotten floater of Chel! I am not going to be random conquest number six-thousand.
Best Mom: She has a point there
Val’Sharess: My dear daughter, you are only better on account of not having lived that long yet.
Badass Wolf: I think Zala actually breeds faster than Ash.
Surface FTW: So... Hypothetically speaking, if Ash was less of a breeder, you’d bed her, Waes?
Shadow Queen: I didn’t say that. But it would be far more likely, yes.
Val’Sharess: Well, that is awkward.
Nuqrah Queen: Can’t have everyone.
Blue Empath: Pheh...
Finder Of New Ways: Back to Love-lives after all
Shadow Queen: Goddess... How old are all of you?
Badass Wolf: What do you expect from Commoners? :P
Nuqrah Queen: Not all of us are
Blue Empath: But we are talking about love-lives. C’mon.
Val’Sharess: Is that really the only thing you can think off?
Best Mom: Well, she IS a Sull after all.
Surface FTW: Say, where is Shimi’lande?
Shadow Queen: She did not put the golem down, at least.
Val’Sharess: She is probably upset with Asira’s latest creation
Finder Of New Ways: She’s always upset with me.
Nuqrah Queen: You have to admit you are going against everything she stands for.
Surface FTW: Not to mention that one insult the first time you two met...
Finder Of New Ways: It was not that bad
Badass Wolf: You all but insulted her entire clan there.
Best Mom: She was close to blasting you to pieces, remember?
Shadow Queen: And then you went on and insulted me.
Blue Empath: Though Quain also did THAT
Val’Sharess: And worse, too.
Surface FTW: I still remember being completely blown over at having something like that happen on my first day on the Council
Nuqrah Queen: You looked like it too.
Blue Empath: I liked the show
Val’Sharess: Of course you did...
Badass Wolf: Did she ever not? XD
Finder Of New Ways: What else was I supposed to do? Let you ridicule MY clan?
Shadow Queen: I was not ridiculing you.
Surface FTW: Can’t we leave this in the past? No need to dig it up
Best Mom: Yes please.
Nuqrah Queen: That is a good idea.
Goddess Visionary: What do you suggest we talk about then?
Blue Empath: It’s not too late to talk about love-lives.
Surface FTW: Not again...
Val’Sharess: Did we even tell what we wanted from the poker-night?
Best Mom: I did. And was told as well.
Shadow Queen: Good point, I was still thinking about it.
Blue Empath: Boo.
Badass Wolf: Should have played better then, Ash
Goddess Visionary: I am glad she didn’t. It lasted long enough as was.
Nuqrah Queen: That was certainly true. Though it was fun as well.
Surface FTW: Perhaps we should do it again?
Val’Sharess: I don’t mind that one
Best Mom: Me neither. Maybe this time I can defeat Nega
Blue Empath: At least you were better of f than Asira
Finder Of New Ways: Well, I did say that I had never played it before!
Val’Sharess: Perhaps someone can give you some tips before the next time?
Shadow Queen: I think your biggest problem is the fact you don’t know poker-face yet.
Badass Wolf: We’re not all you, Waes
Nuqrah Queen: Though I have to agree, Asira has a horrible poker-face.
Goddess Visionary: Maybe she can use her arts to do so?
Finder Of New Ways: I am not sure if that is really necessary.
Surface FTW: Plus, wouldn’t that be cheating?
Blue Empath: Isn’t cheating only messing with the cards?
Goddess Visionary: You know, I just realized something
Blue Empath: ?
Val’Sharess: ?
Badass Wolf: ?
Finder Of New Ways: ?
Shadow Queen: ?
Surface FTW: ?
Best Mom: ?
Nuqrah Queen: ?
Goddess Visionary: Waes has Shadow-affinity. How come we never checked if she was not sneakily switching cards?
Shadow Queen: EXCUSE ME!?
Badass Wolf: LOL
Best Mom: Good point
Shadow Queen: What.
Blue Empath: It WAS mighty convenient how you got that one pair of Aces though
Shadow Queen: I was dealt those! Ask Rel, she was looking into my cards that round
Surface FTW: You noticed that? But yes, she DID get those Aces
Val’Sharess: Rel, you cheated?
Surface FTW: With that poker-face, wouldn’t you?
Finder Of New Ways: So cheating is okay, as long as the one you are cheating on has a poker-face?
Shadow Queen: No.
Badass Wolf: How about next time we do something one cannot cheat in?
Nuqrah Queen: Such as?
Val’Sharess: don’t even think about it, Ash
Blue Empath: What?
Goddess Visionary: I think you know very well what.
Best Mom: XD
Badass Wolf: Why will none of you save me from her?
Blue Empath: HEY!
Shadow Queen: Because we are too busy doing our best to stay away from her
Surface FTW: And stealing Kel’noz from her
Badass Wolf: That is NOT admirable.
Val’Sharess: He IS something of a male-version of Ash’waren
Nuqrah Queen: So he also wouldn’t get Waes?
Shadow Queen: Why does everyone to set me up with someone?
Finder Of New Ways: Because you give the most hilarious reactions to suggestions?
Shadow Queen: That’s IT!
Tiktikki: What is what?
Tiktikki: Name-change?
Tiktikki: Wait a moment. Did you change all our names to tiktikki!?
Tiktikki: This is going to be very confusing
Tiktikki: Reminds me of that one time I went to a park and wandered into a tiktikki-herd.
Tiktikki: So... Who said that?
Tiktikki: Me, Quain
Tiktikki: Waes, can we please change our names back?
Shadow Queen: Forget it.
Tiktikki: Does this count as losing Rel’s game?
Tiktikki: Didn’t we say something of ‘unleashing armies’?
Tiktikki: Mom, can I unleash the Sharen?
Tiktikki: No, we must send cake
Tiktikki: That was not me
Tiktikki: Then who was it?
Shadow Queen: If you had the master-golem, you’d know :P
Tiktikki: Waes, change the names again
Shadow Queen: I do believe cake was mentioned?
Tiktikki: You can’t really expect us to send you cake?
Tiktikki: I didn’t even know she ate cake
Tiktikki: Probably only the burned and black kind. Everything else is too colourful XD
Tiktikki: Let me guess, that was Quain
Tiktikki: It’d surprise you, but no, that was not me
Tiktikki: I think it was Ash
Shadow Queen: You are wrong
Tiktikki: Waes, just give us our names back
Shadow Queen: No cake here yet
Tiktikki: She is REALLY expecting that cake now
Tiktikki: Who made that joke, I want to hit her
Tiktikki: That would have been me
Tiktikki: I swear...
Tiktikki: How about we turn our hate and anger to the one responsible, instead of some tiktikki?
Tiktikki: I should be upset about being compared to a tiktikki, but...
Tiktikki: We all are, at the moment
Tiktikki: Even me :)
Tiktikki: Waes’soloth, give us our names please.
Tiktikki: No
Tiktikki: Did you really change your OWN name into tiktikki too now?
Tiktikki: Maybe
Tiktikki: Great, way too confuse everyone
Tiktikki: Were you not one of those complaining about the age-regression as we talk on these things?
Tiktikki: Power corrupts, apparently
Tiktikki: That explains a lot, really
Tiktikki: And all because we wanted her to get laid
Tiktikki: We are not all like Ash and Zala
Tiktikki: Hey!
Tiktikki: At least we can guess who wrote that one
Tiktikki: We can also guess who wrote that one of getting laid
Tiktikki: Breeding like tiktikki, golem-style
Tiktikki: What?
Tiktikki: Look how many tiktikki there are already here!
Tiktikki: Waes’soloth, please change our names? I think some of us are going mad already.
Tiktikki: Actually, those were two people
Tiktikki: EVEN WORSE!
Tiktikki: Please?
Tiktikki: Please?
Tiktikki: Please?
Tiktikki: Please?
Tiktikki: Please?
Tiktikki: Please?
Tiktikki: Please?
Tiktikki: Please?
Tiktikki: Okay, how many people participated in that?
Tiktikki: Well, eight, I think?
Tiktikki: No, someone just typed really quickly.
Tiktikki: Yup, the insanity of Chel is reaching even into the golems
Tiktikki: I dunno, this is actually kinda hilarious XD
Tiktikki: Truth or dare?
Tiktikki: Like this?
Tiktikki: I feel obligated to remind you that I can still tell who is who.
Tiktikki: How?
Tiktikki: Colour-coding text. You’d need to bring me your golems for me to do the same for you
Tiktikki: And get a spy-camera? Forget it
Tiktikki: Ash would probably love that though
Tiktikki: I just said I didn’t want one.
Tiktikki: Wait, you do NOT want Waes to see you?
Tiktikki: Thank Sharess... I just had a horrible mental image
Tiktikki: Who said that?
Tiktikki: Not me
Tiktikki: AND WHO IS ME!?
Tiktikki: Waes’soloth
Tiktikki: Nega’fanea
Tiktikki: Rel’lumia
Tiktikki: Asira’malika
Tiktikki: Diva’ratrika
Tiktikki: Shimi’lande
Tiktikki: Quain’tana
Tiktikki: Ash’waren
Tiktikki: You all suck!
Tiktikki: Actually, it’s been ages since I last did that
Tiktikki: Ditto
Tiktikki: I am feeling more and more that an Orgy would be a wonderful idea.
Tiktikki: No.
Tiktikki: Please?
Tiktikki: Do one with your own people, not us
Tiktikki: Who’s with me in making Waes pay for this somehow?
Tiktikki: I’m in
Tiktikki: Definitely
Tiktikki: Ditto
Tiktikki: Same here
Tiktikki: I’m in
Tiktikki: Me too
Tiktikki: Count me in
Tiktikki: Yes
Tiktikki: Eight answered that. Did Waes just agree to take part in the vengeance ON her?
Tiktikki: LOL XD
Tiktikki: Ugh...
Tiktikki: Even the Val want themselves gone
Tiktikki: And yet it’s been centuries since you started our ‘eradication’
Tiktikki: That does not set a good precedent for your success
Tiktikki: How long are we going to stay like this?
Tiktikki: Until I get that cake or some other bribe.
Tiktikki: Motherkilling Bitch
Tiktikki: I know that was you, Ash
Tiktikki: I know that you know!
Tiktikki: This is really messing with my head
Tiktikki: you don’t say.
Tiktikki: That’s it, someone send me a note when this no longer gives us head-aches.
Tiktikki disconnected
Tiktikki: Hehe...
Tiktikki: Waes, you are a motherkilling bitch XD
Tiktikki: Don’t encourage her
Tiktikki: How would that encourage her?
Tiktikki: Because it shows her it’s working?
Tiktikki: I feel like whoever just left had a good idea. I feel a migraine coming up.
Tiktikki: Eh... It’s been a while since I baked some cake.
Tiktikki: You’re going to give in to her demands?
Tiktikki: Beats headaches
Tiktikki: You do realize that only the one delivering me cake will be named?
Tiktikki: Fuck you, Waes.
Tiktikki: No, no fucking me, Ash
Tiktikki: ...
Tiktikki, Tiktikki, Tiktikki disconnected
Tiktikki: So I guess Ash rage-quit there. Who are the rest?
Tiktikki: Wouldn’t you like to know? XD
Tiktikki: It is ON now. I am so coming over and redecorating your place with the yellowest yellow I can get my hands on!
Tiktikki: I dare you to try. I still have a spider in reserve.
Tiktikki: You’ll so pay for this.
Tiktikki: We’ll see about THAT
Tiktikki, Tiktikki, Tiktikki Tiktikki, Tiktikki disconnected
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Two

Postby Metzger » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:47 am

before even reading the update I must say: YAY!

after reading it....so Waes has become addicted to admin power and started her new job as an internet troll
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Two

Postby SFI » Sun Nov 23, 2014 12:38 pm

Metzger wrote:before even reading the update I must say: YAY!

after reading it....so Waes has become addicted to admin power and started her new job as an internet troll


Well, I would call her just a tad frustrated more like. Considering Ash and Zala always want to hook her up with people (particularly Ash XD)
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Two

Postby ThatGuyThisGuy » Sun Nov 23, 2014 3:57 pm

*nonsense intensifying*
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Two

Postby SFI » Sun Nov 23, 2014 4:29 pm

ThatGuyThisGuy wrote:*nonsense intensifying*


Then don't read it.
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Two

Postby ThatGuyThisGuy » Sun Nov 23, 2014 4:32 pm

SFI wrote:
ThatGuyThisGuy wrote:*nonsense intensifying*


Then don't read it.


I didn't say it was bad did i?
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Two

Postby SFI » Sun Nov 23, 2014 4:36 pm

ThatGuyThisGuy wrote:
SFI wrote:
ThatGuyThisGuy wrote:*nonsense intensifying*


Then don't read it.


I didn't say it was bad did i?


Nonsense is usually meant in a bad way, at least where I come from
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Two

Postby ThatGuyThisGuy » Sun Nov 23, 2014 5:12 pm

Well then we'll just forget that little misunderstanding.
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Two

Postby aceofAces » Sun Nov 23, 2014 7:48 pm

I'd say "Hilarity Ensues" but I do believe that I've missed my chance.
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Two

Postby SFI » Sun Nov 23, 2014 7:57 pm

aceofAces wrote:I'd say "Hilarity Ensues" but I do believe that I've missed my chance.


Better luck 'tomorrow' ;)
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Three

Postby Isaiah Cortez » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:04 pm

It says day three! Lies!
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Three

Postby SFI » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:11 pm

Isaiah Cortez wrote:It says day three! Lies!


But there ARE three days on here :O
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Two

Postby Ra'tatosk » Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:00 pm

SFI wrote:
Dakla wrote:Kinda reverted to child-mindset, didn't they? 8P

Just a bit ;)

Well, now the they went the full yard in childness. Especially Waes! :D

Lets see what colors will the tiktikis have? Black, white, red, and green are quite obvious. Then probably blue - but maybe there will be a fight over that color? Then what? Who will get purple - two candidates? Ah yes, warm yellow is the next, but then. The last two colors, which are they, and to whom? The tenth color would be firey orange, but she never got a golem tablet! o_O
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