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Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Eleven 2

Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Eight Part 2

Postby SFI » Tue May 19, 2015 6:10 pm

Val’Sharess: I must say I like this
Shadow Queen: I figured you might :)
Best Mom: I’m still too busy being mind-blown over here
Blue Empath: Why won’t you tell us!?
Nuqrah Queen: Because we might die from brain-failure?
Finder Of New Ways: I am already doing that at the mere hint of a threesome with Waes in it
Surface FTW: Does make one wonder what else she’s hiding
Goddess Visionary: Considering the ease with which she admitted that, I am not sure I’d want to know
Badass Wolf: Ash looks so sad now
Shadow Queen: Not my fault
Blue Empath: It totally is! C’mon!
Val’Sharess: Ash, behave.
Nuqrah Queen: At this rate, none of us have to talk since Ash is too busy pestering Waes to remember!
Best Mom: lol
Surface FTW: I don’t think most of us would be interesting anyway
Finder Of New Ways: There is a certain appeal to the mystery, is there not?
Badass Wolf: And then people wonder why I want to get rid of Val.
Goddess Visionary: And we’re still waiting for that to happen
Shadow Queen: That’s going to come up every time we talk too now, isn’t it?
Val’Sharess: It bears repeating
Badass Wolf: unrelated, I think Ash is this close to smashing her golem in frustration
Shadow Queen: Don’t you dare!
Blue Empath: but why would you leave out the best part of gossip!?
Nuqrah Queen: Cause it’s gossip and she is Waes?
Best Mom: Though Ash has a point
Goddess Visionary: Urgh
Surface FTW: Nega does too though
Val’Sharess: Oy, just because Ash’s lovelife is well-known, does not mean Waes’ has to be
Finder Of New Ways: Tell that to Ash XD
Shadow Queen: Not my problem, I can be silent forever now
Blue Empath: TTATT
Badass Wolf: what
Val’Sharess: We are reaching new levels of childishness in here
Shadow Queen: Be happy I did not give one to Kharla yet
Surface FTW: Now that’d be interesting, at least
Best Mom: Would she type in that ‘we-talk’ she does?
Nuqrah Queen: Honestly? No clue
Goddess Visionary: At this rate I will get a chocolate-overdose
Finder Of New Ways: You can always just leave?
Badass Wolf: Better not to
Blue Empath: Still trying to figure out who they are
Shadow Queen: Will you stop that?
Val’Sharess: You know her, Waes
Best Mom: How long is she going to keep that up?
Badass Wolf: She can keep these things up a LONG time
Nuqrah Queen: I still remember that time when I nearly didn’t come to one of her parties
Surface FTW: She kept going on and on?
Finder Of New Ways: She takes this very seriously
Val’Sharess: Does she ever
Goddess Visionary: I won’t even say it anymore
Shadow Queen: You know what, for hilarities sake I’ll give you a hint, how does that sound
Badass Wolf: You should see her face now
Best Mom: Are you sure that is a good idea?
Shadow Queen: I’m just interested in who she comes up with
Val’Sharess: Waes, we won’t get any peace, you do realize that, don’t you?
Blue Empath: Please? :D
Finder Of New Ways: I’m for, this will be hilarious
Surface FTW: So how big are the chances that she’ll figure it out?
Shadow Queen: Eh... Unlikely
Blue Empath: Challenge accepted
Nuqrah Queen: How likely is it that Ash will hunt every single person that fits down?
Val’Sharess: Very
Goddess Visionary: At least she’ll be busy... oh
Best Mom: That’s why you’re going to tell her? To keep her busy?
Shadow Queen: I will neither confirm nor deny anything
Badass Wolf: Ash’s face is turning evil
Finder Of New Ways: All this just because she wants to know that one thing
Surface FTW: So Nega, I heard Nuqrah is lovely this time of the year, is it not?
Nuqrah Queen: Pretty certain she’d not have to hunt your people down... would she?
Blue Empath: Just tell us, Waes!
Goddess Visionary: Knowing her, she’ll keep it so vague that every Drowolath can count
Shadow Queen: I can make all Ssu count too if you prefer?
Val’Sharess: Waes, please don’t make Ash hunt through half of Chel
Best Mom: Have to say I am dying of curiosity myself here.
Finder Of New Ways: So what’s the hint, Waes?
Badass Wolf: I think Ash is this close to exploding in excitement...
Shadow Queen: The hilarity would be quadrupled if people knew their identities
Surface FTW: That clears it up precious little
Goddess Visionary: I think that was her point
Best Mom: Soooo... Are they like from opposite clans?
Nuqrah Queen: I hope not, we are just recovering from that Nidra’chaal-mess
Val’Sharess: Or is it because people would never imagine you with them?
Blue Empath: I hate you, Waes
Shadow Queen: And I cultivate that
Val’Sharess: LOL
Finder Of New Ways: Should have gotten myself some snacks to watch this
Goddess Visionary: Spider-legs?
Badass Wolf: Hehe
Surface FTW: My people found some interesting snacks on the surface, recently.
Blue Empath: I’ll make you pay for that, Waes
Best Mom: How? By staking out her fortress until you find out?
Shadow Queen: Good luck with that
Val’Sharess: Is it safe to challenge her like that?
Shadow Queen: Eh, wanted to tell you anyway, so no real harm if she finds out
Nuqrah Queen: You did?
Badass Wolf: Oh boy, Ash’s face is really interesting now
Goddess Visionary: I can imagine
Finder Of New Ways: So if Ash had not needled you, we’d all know by now?
Blue Empath: Waes, I swear I’ll
Blue Empath disconnected
Badass Wolf: Okay, stole her golem, think we need to stop for now. Cya
Badass Wolf disconnected
Shadow Queen: Well, I did not expect that
Val’Sharess: You kicked a Kirisu’s nest there
Best Mom: Kicked it!? I think she ran a golem right in there!
Nuqrah Queen: Oh boy...
Finder Of New Ways: Who wants to bet that Waes finds the first spy within the week?
Surface FTW: I’ll up that to tomorrow
Goddess Visionary: Perhaps it would have been wiser to just tell her
Shadow Queen: Are you mad? This will be hilarious! XD
Best Mom: I think Kharla is a bad influence on you
Val’Sharess: I think these things might be
Surface FTW: And the rest of us is sooooooooo mature on here, of course, Diva
Nuqrah Queen: LOL
Finder Of New Ways: Got a point there though
Goddess Visionary: I can only shake my head at the fact that you are right
Surface FTW: Though I feel a tad sorry for Quain now... She needs to calm Ash down XD
Best Mom: Ouch
Val’Sharess: I will send her some Tiktikki as cheer-up
Nuqrah Queen: The ones she send you?
Val’Sharess: Of course
Shadow Queen: While you do that, I better send some messengers out
Shadow Queen disconnected
Surface FTW: So... how likely is it that she was just messing with us?
Nuqrah Queen: I haven’t got the faintest
Finder Of New Ways: Both are just weird to think about
Goddess Visionary: Coming from you, that says a lot
Val’Sharess: It is true
Best Mom: Waes and Joking is a weirder combination than her and threesomes though
Nuqrah Queen: I need to stop thinking about this, it’s giving me a headache
Surface FTW: That one invitation is still open?
Nuqrah Queen: I’ll take you up on that
Nuqrah Queen, Surface FTW disconnected
Finder Of New Ways: Eh, might as well go be productive. There’s that one golem I need to finish before the end of the week
Finder Of New Ways disconnected
Goddess Visionary: Suddenly everyone is leaving
Best Mom: Well, we have been on these things for two cycles at least
Val’Sharess: Does make you wonder, doesn’t it?
Val’Sharess, Best Mom, Goddess Visionary disconnected

Feel free to help Ash, guys XD Let's see what YOU come up with :P
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Eight Part 2

Postby Obsidian Agent » Mon May 25, 2015 4:29 pm

Hmmmm....

The first of Waes' lovers will be Kel'noz, because that's your OTP.

The second one is either Agneya'mukhi Balvhakara or... Baliir.
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Nine Part 1

Postby SFI » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:33 pm

Shadow Queen entered
Shadow Queen: Ash’waren, what the heck!?
Blue Empath, Badass Wolf, Val’Sharess entered
Blue Empath: What?
Shadow Queen: Why are there like half a dozen spies of yours IN MY FORTRESS!?
Val’Sharess: Rel won...
Badass Wolf: ???
Surface FTW, Nuqrah Queen, Finder Of New Ways entered
Surface FTW: I bet that Waes would find the first spy within the day.
Shadow Queen: I found seven until now.
Nuqrah Queen: Unholy Shit, Ash!
Blue Empath: Hah, there are still some left
Finder Of New Ways: Oy...
Best Mom, Goddess Visionary, Darkness Lover entered
Best Mom: Wait, who are you?
Darkness Lover: One of Waes’ lovers, she gave me one of these
Shadow Queen: Oh hi, love, where’s our other?
Darkness Lover: He’s having some trouble deciding a name
Blue Empath: You got to be kidding me
Val’Sharess: Waes, was that really necessary?
Goddess Visionary: Some of us don’t really show ourselves from our best side on these, you know
Darkness Lover: Eh, we already know
Badass Wolf: You know?
Nuqrah Queen: Oh Goddess...
Finder Of New Ways: She tells you?
Shadow Queen: Don’t you tell someone?
Best Mom: Uh... no?
Surface FTW: I do
Val’Sharess: I don’t
Blue Empath: You are evil, Waes
Darkness Lover: Wonder what that says about us
Spider King entered
Shadow Queen: Spider King? Really?
Spider King: Well, you are a Queen...
Darkness Lover: EY! Don’t put yourself above me like that.
Shadow Queen: Darling, he IS above you
Spider King: LOL
Nuqrah Queen: I don’t believe this
Best Mom: Why can she get all romancey on here and not me!?
Badass Wolf: Cause she already hooked up and you want to hook up?
Finder Of New Ways: So do you two already know about Ash?
Darkness Lover: Oh yes... Had to dodge three of her spies this morning
Spider King: Don’t I know it... I had to knock one out.
Surface FTW: So you are Belds?
Spider King: Nah, but we needed to get back after last night
Goddess Visionary: Well, that narrows it down to at least one male in 8 Clans...
Blue Empath: I’ll find out!
Val’Sharess: And you two are okay with that?
Spider King: Eh... I’ll finally get the bragging rights when it gets out
Darkness Lover: What he said
Shadow Queen: Excuse me?
Best Mom: So are there actually threesomes happening, or does she get you in shifts?
Spider King: we were told we’d die horribly if we divulged private things
Darkness Lover: And at least I kinda like living... :|
Blue Empath: OH, COME ON!!!
Badass Wolf: Before you ask, yes, she wants to know everything.
Goddess Visionary: She always does
Finder Of New Ways: Wait... does that mean you also know what Ash was planning to do to Waes that one poker-night?
Darkness Lover: We had already agreed we’d join in if that ever happens
Shadow Queen: To my irritation
Val’Sharess: Well, no Ssu either, me thinks
Surface FTW: Or Jaals, they’d be able to bring their own toy
Nuqrah Queen: I thought only Ash was going to figure out their identities?
Spider King: Considering what Waes told us goes on in here, I am not that surprised the rest joins in
Best Mom: She really told you everything?
Darkness Lover: Yes ‘Hiding under Skirt’, she did
Badass Wolf: I don’t know who you are, but I like you already
Shadow Queen: And there went my fine wine. Damn you, Quain
Blue Empath: What’s so funny about that?
Spider King: His identity ;)
Goddess Visionary: Quain does NOT like him?
Darkness Lover: Hey, don’t ask me
Val’Sharess: I fear this will be the most childish chat yet
Finder Of New Ways: Ya think?
Shadow Queen: Why do you think I gave them golems?
Best Mom: To mess with Ash and us?
Nuqrah Queen: I have the feeling the Beldrobbaen district will be full with spies
Spider King: Great, even more knocking out.
Darkness Lover: You know what... Let’s just have Waes come to us
Shadow Queen: You know what... how about no, you get your asses to my place instead?
Surface FTW: Though Waes is by far the best sneaking person
Blue Empath: Even she is no match for an Empath
Shadow Queen: Is that a challenge?
Badass Wolf: What would happen if it was?
Shadow Queen: I’d have my next date in her dome
Darkness Lover: Wait, what!?
Spider King: How are we supposed to get in there!?
Finder Of New Ways: Who said she’d date you in there? XD
Nuqrah Queen: Repeating myself: Oh Goddess...
Goddess Visionary: This will be very interesting, that’s for certain
Val’Sharess: Got enough Chocolate to deal with that?
Best Mom: Is there a way we can get front-seats?
Badass Wolf: Now that is a good question
Surface FTW: I guess the Sull-dome is a good spot?
Shadow Queen: I distinctly remember something about an orgy if we are all there
Blue Empath: Win-Win
Darkness Lover: Somehow, I doubt Waes is going to share us
Spider King: Though I’d certainly not mind seeing her in these Sullisin’rune-pleasure-outfits :)
Darkness Lover: Point.
Shadow Queen: Perverts
Goddess Visionary: Told you, Lath are perverts
Spider King: Who says we are?
Finder Of New Ways: Oh boy, I bet that broke her brain
Val’Sharess: Not only hers
Surface FTW: White and Black do make a lovely combination though
Badass Wolf: Isn’t black this colour you can wear with everything?
Best Mom: Wait, you have fashion-sense?
Blue Empath: Took me months to teach her
Nuqrah Queen: That came as surprise
Darkness Lover: Not the only thing, I bet
Shadow Queen: Speaking of which, did you send Quain that gift, Diva?
Val’Sharess: Send it off three cycles ago.
Badass Wolf: ??? You give me a gift?
Finder Of New Ways: Common decency to give a gift back when you get one
Goddess Visionary: This is Madness
Spider King: Pretty sure this is just Chel
Darkness Lover: Which is pretty much just madness with a different name...
Badass Wolf: I’d say something about ‘you only figure that out now’ but I shan’t
Surface FTW: You just did
Blue Empath: That was the point. So can we play twenty questions with THEM?
Best Mom: We’d have to use like ten questions just to narrow it down to the Clan
Val’Sharess: Are you really planning this?
Shadow Queen: I bet Ash is planning to abduct every non-Beld that nears my fortress and keeping them hostage until she finds my lovers
Spider King: Is that something she can just do?
Finder Of New Ways: Considering we do not know who you are, no clue
Nuqrah Queen: Then again, not that many Non-Beldrobbaen approach the fortress
Blue Empath: Now there’s an idea
Shadow Queen: Don’t you dare, Ash, they are MINE
Val’Sharess: Possessive much?
Darkness Lover: It does have its’ perks though
Badass Wolf: Unless it’s a full platoon of bodyguards, I do not see how this will help you evade Ash
Surface FTW: Who says Waes does not that protector-spider of hers watch over them
Goddess Visionary: Should we evacuate our ambassadors from the Beldrobbaen?
Best Mom: Yeah, that’ll go over well politically
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Nine Part 1

Postby Isaiah Cortez » Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:52 pm

Hmm... Shots fired.
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Nine Part 1

Postby SFI » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:14 pm

Isaiah Cortez wrote:Hmm... Shots fired.


Who's holding the gun though? XD
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Nine Part 1

Postby aceofAces » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:46 pm

SFI wrote:
Isaiah Cortez wrote:Hmm... Shots fired.


Who's holding the gun though? XD


All of them...
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Nine Part 1

Postby Metzger » Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:46 pm

Oh my god, She's sleeping with Shan'naal too? for some reason that was my first reaction, despite having no fact to back it up
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Nine Part 1

Postby SFI » Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:55 pm

Metzger wrote:Oh my god, She's sleeping with Shan'naal too? for some reason that was my first reaction, despite having no fact to backing it up


*sprays tea everywhere* where did you get THAT idea? O.o
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Nine Part 1

Postby Metzger » Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:59 pm

SFI wrote:
Metzger wrote:Oh my god, She's sleeping with Shan'naal too? for some reason that was my first reaction, despite having no fact to backing it up


*sprays tea everywhere* where did you get THAT idea? O.o


I wish I could tell, but the idea just appeared to me :3
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Nine Part 1

Postby SFI » Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:01 pm

Metzger wrote:
SFI wrote:
Metzger wrote:Oh my god, She's sleeping with Shan'naal too? for some reason that was my first reaction, despite having no fact to backing it up


*sprays tea everywhere* where did you get THAT idea? O.o


I wish I could tell, but the idea just appeared to me :3


Let me assure you, they are a tad closer to her in age... She is not THAT much of a cougar :|
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Nine Part 1

Postby Ra'tatosk » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:31 pm

Metzger wrote:Oh my god, She's sleeping with Shan'naal too? for some reason that was my first reaction, despite having no fact to backing it up

SFI wrote:*sprays tea everywhere* where did you get THAT idea? O.o

Metzger wrote:I wish I could tell, but the idea just appeared to me :3

SFI wrote:Let me assure you, they are a tad closer to her in age... She is not THAT much of a cougar :|

She's not?! Pouts. :L
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Nine Part 1

Postby SFI » Sat Jun 13, 2015 6:09 am

Ra'tatosk wrote:
Metzger wrote:Oh my god, She's sleeping with Shan'naal too? for some reason that was my first reaction, despite having no fact to backing it up

SFI wrote:*sprays tea everywhere* where did you get THAT idea? O.o

Metzger wrote:I wish I could tell, but the idea just appeared to me :3

SFI wrote:Let me assure you, they are a tad closer to her in age... She is not THAT much of a cougar :|

She's not?! Pouts. :L


I think we can safely assume that Drow have the policy to take lovers a couple decades older than their youngest child >_>
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Nine Part 1

Postby SFI » Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:26 am

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Let us hope Quain does not do as in the first picture :P
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Nine Part 2

Postby SFI » Sat Jun 27, 2015 7:21 pm

Spider King: And abducting Waes’ lovers will go over well?
Finder Of New Ways: It certainly would not be a first that people would get abducted
Shadow Queen: I’ll go on a limb and assume that their clans would also not appreciate it.
Darkness Lover: I back that. My Ill’haress would not like it either if a Sul just carried me off.
Val’Sharess: Well, not surprised there are no Suls in Waes’ bed just yet
Blue Empath: YET
Badass Wolf: What are you going to do? Have Waes use her body as ransom!?
Goddess Visionary: Please don’t give us that mental image, Quain
Nuqrah Queen: How bad is it that I could totally see Ash do that?
Surface FTW: How likely is it that Waes will just leave them to her in answer?
Best Mom: I think Waes is currently too busy being insulted to do anything
Shadow Queen: What tipped you off? Ash, I will not whore myself out.
Darkness Lover: On one hand: OUCH
Spider King: On the other: totally expected
Val’Sharess: You two are quite synchronised, aren’t you?
Spider King: Just wait until Waes’ other lover gets her golem, we drive Waes nuts when all three of us are around
Finder Of New Ways: Wait... OTHER LOVER!?
Blue Empath: How many do you have?
Goddess Visionary: Wasn’t there talk of threesomes?
Shadow Queen: You people assumed I did threesomes and while I do on occasion, I just don’t have only two lovers
Blue Empath: OH COME ON!!!!
Surface FTW: How many DO you have?
Badass Wolf: At this rate, one for every Val Clan...
Nuqrah Queen: The thought of that is mind-boggling
Best Mom: More or Less than the fact that Waes just admitted that there ARE threesomes happening?
Darkness Lover: You should see the Foursomes
Spider King: Oh yes, particularly Waes
Shadow Queen: I particularly like it when those two duke it out for dominance. Only to have to heel to me :P
Darkness Lover: That was revenge for blabbing, was it not?
Shadow Queen: That, and I DO enjoy it.
Blue Empath: oh?
Val’Sharess: I suddenly have a bad feeling
Finder Of New Ways: Out of curiosity, who wins between the two of them
Nuqrah Queen: Asira!
Surface FTW: Oh doi...
Goddess Visionary: The madness is spreading
Badass Wolf: Vals, what do you expect?
Spider King: The one who has King in his name, Asira
Best Mom: So wait... you are both males? And then people complain about me!?
Darkness Lover: Because you pop out thirty kids a decade
Shadow Queen: While I am lucky to get my lovers over at least thirty times a decade. They are too bloody busy
Blue Empath: I am sure if you just asked...
Val’Sharess: I don’t think any of us would throw over our schedules just to accommodate Waes – no offense, Waes
Shadow Queen: None taken
Finder Of New Ways: So no Suls, Ssu and probably Jaal in Waes’ bed, is that about right?
Badass Wolf: I think we can safely say that there are no Sarghress either
Surface FTW: Or Vloz’ress.
Goddess Visionary: Oh Sharess, I was trying to ban them from my mind
Nuqrah Queen: Well, there IS Kharla?
Spider King: Not like THAT
Darkness Lover: Sharess, heck no
Blue Empath: See, we are getting there
Val’Sharess: That is the worst part about this all
Shadow Queen: Hey, it’s not your love-life that gets pulled out into the open, you have no right to complain
Best Mom: LOL, I am not sure Mom still HAS a love-life
Val’Sharess: don’t even think about it, Ash
Finder Of New Ways: I thought Shimi was the one with prescience?
Badass Wolf: This is just common sense.
Goddess Visionary: I... have a weird feeling all of a sudden
Nuqrah Queen: Aside from the fact that we are still discussing Waes’ love-life?
Surface FTW: As long as Ash is in here, I don’t think we can change the subject
Spider King: I almost feel a bit honoured about how adamant she wants to know who I am
Darkness Lover: Ditto
Shadow Queen: You just want your bragging-rights
Blue Empath: Well, getting in your bed is a feat worthy of great honour in and of itself.
Val’Sharess: And there we go again
Best Mom: One-track mind much?
Badass Wolf: You’re one to speak.
Finder Of New Ways: I just remembered something...
Goddess Visionary: ?
Nuqrah Queen: Oh?
Surface FTW: ?
Spider King: ?
Darkness Lover: ?
Shadow Queen: ?
Blue Empath: ?
Val’Sharess: ?
Best Mom: ?
Badass Wolf: ?
Finder Of New Ways: Didn’t we say something about having to wear another’s colours if not polite?
Val’Sharess: Yes...
Blue Empath: I am not THAT bad
Nuqrah Queen: You kind of are
Goddess Visionary: Also, it is telling that you immediately assumed she was talking about you
Darkness Lover: She might as well have talked about Waes
Shadow Queen: What!?
Spider King: Well, you are being rather rude at not introducing us to everyone and all that
Surface FTW: Oh my Goddess, WAES IN WHITE!!!
Badass Wolf: Or Pink
Best Mom: Okay, that was just cruel, Quain
Val’Sharess: Though whoever he is has a point
Shadow Queen: what
Finder Of New Ways: I actually was talking about Ash, but I back Waes going White
Blue Empath: Oh, can I help get her new wardrobe?
Shadow Queen: Like hell you can!
Nuqrah Queen: Though I say some colour would not hurt either. How did yellow suit you?
Darkness Lover: I wouldn’t say no to some red myself
Spider King: Oh, you remember that one outfit I like so much? That in red
Shadow Queen: Seriously? I will most assuredly not wear THAT
Goddess Visionary: What about that one yellow outfit someone send you?
Surface FTW: Did we ever find out who did that?
Best Mom: Does Waes still have that?
Badass Wolf: Oh and Diva, your Tiktikki arrived
Val’Sharess: That was random
Finder Of New Ways: So we are in agreement? Waes will wear colour?
Shadow Queen: Now just wait a moment...
Surface FTW: For how long though?
Nuqrah Queen: A moon-turn?
Blue Empath: Still wanna help with the new wardrobe
Shadow Queen: I will not let you anywhere NEAR my clothes, Ash
Darkness Lover: We can help
Goddess Visionary: Are her clothes not liable to get even worse than with Ash?
Spider King: Eh, we know our boundaries
Shadow Queen: I trained them well :3
Badass Wolf: You... trained them?
Darkness Lover: she is capable of great evil in the bedroom, let me tell you
Spider King: Yeah, she once made me suffer for CYCLES
Val’Sharess: okaaay...
Best Mom: Did not expect that
Nuqrah Queen: You are not alone
Finder Of New Ways: This is just getting weirder and weirder
Blue Empath: Juicier and juicier, you mean
Goddess Visionary: How big are the chances she is now just messing with us?
Surface FTW: That is getting bigger and bigger the more is revealed
Shadow Queen: what? You wanted to know!
Val’Sharess: Waes, you are just weirding me out now
Badass Wolf: And you two are just okay with all this?
Darkness Lover: Sex is still awesome
Spider King: Besides, this is hilarious XD
Best Mom: Waes, did you have to give them golems too?
Nuqrah Queen: Well, it doesn’t make much of a difference than if she tells them.
Shadow Queen: Oh, do lighten up
Finder Of New Ways: Okay, now you are just getting creepy, Waes
Blue Empath: Did Kharla hijack the golem or something?
Goddess Visionary: On one hand, I am actually hoping that is the case
Val’Sharess: Ditto
Darkness Lover: Mmmh... One way to find out: Pine or Oak
Shadow Queen: Pine
Spider King: It’s Waes
Badass Wolf: And you deduced that from that one choice?
Darkness Lover: Only Waes can know why I’d ask that.
Best Mom: What is it about?
Shadow Queen: You don’t want to know
Spider King: You really don’t want to
Nuqrah Queen: I am not sure whether to be amused or scandalized
Surface FTW: Creeped out seems like a good middle ground. Did you send her your chocolate, Shimi?
Goddess Visionary: No
Blue Empath: Back onto subject: Waes is kinky?
Val’Sharess: ASH!!!
Finder Of New Ways: And there we go again...
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Re: Ill'harress' Ipad Chat - Day Nine Part 3

Postby SFI » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:07 pm

Spider King: I wouldn’t say she is Kinky
Darkness Lover: Just... evil
Shadow Queen: Seriously?
Val’Sharess: Both of them say so
Best Mom: Are we sure they’re not biased?
Badass Wolf: So instead of Evil, she is actually Snadhyarune?
Blue Empath: WTF XD
Shadow Queen: Okay, I take offense to THAT
Nuqrah Queen: That was funnier than it should have been
Surface FTW: Indeed
Finder Of New Ways: I suddenly see Waes in front of me, dressed in one of Snad’s furcoats
Goddess Visionary: Blegh
Darkness Lover: Please don’t do that, Waes, I promise I’ll be good.
Val’Sharess: You don’t like fur?
Spider King: I think it’s more that he does not want his lover to look like his insane sister...
Best Mom: Wait... his sister... ASHUA’THAMA!?
Shadow Queen: Well, he’s busted
Badass Wolf: I am not that surprised, I have to admit
Blue Empath: One down, two more to go :D
Nuqrah Queen: How the hell did you get him?
Surface FTW: I thought he never left his school...
Shadow Queen: why do you think I only get him like thirty times a decade...?
Finder Of New Ways: So... the Sharen Headmaster is the least dominant between you three?
Goddess Visionary: Awkward
Darkness Lover: In my defence, they gang up on me.
Spider King: In your offence, I never heard you complain yet
Val’Sharess: what
Shadow Queen: Know my pain, Diva, know my pain
Best Mom: So who’s your fellow?
Darkness Lover: I know you are making puppy dog eyes at me from the fortress, and I tell you: they stopped working centuries ago
Blue Empath: Okay, who would Ashu’athama be submissive to?
Nuqrah Queen: Know Waes’ pain, Ashu’athama, know her pain :P
Surface FTW: I was just about to say that
Finder of New Ways: So Waes... I have some fun stuff you can use on him ;)
Goddess Visionary: *noms her chocolate* why am I even following this conversation?
Badass Wolf: Glutton for punishment?
Spider King: Now that I can tell you interesting stories about
Darkness Lover: Like that one time where you had to spend three cycles hanging for the ceiling?
Best Mom: Oh?
Val’Sharess: So I am going to have to hear my son’s love-life now?
Shadow Queen: Ash is here, yes, you must
Blue Empath: Aaaawwww, you care?
Blue Empath disconnected
Blue Empath entered

Nuqrah Queen: I guess not
Goddess Visionary: I’d have been really weirded out
Surface FTW: Is it bad I am actually kind of curious why someone hangs from the ceiling for several cycles?
Best Mom: Nah, I wanna know too
Badass Wolf: Can’t we first find out who he is before one of us gets a retro-active heart-attack?
Finder Of New Ways: Let’s make it count as his embarrassing story, how about that?
Spider King: Wait, we need to do that?
Darkness Lover: Waes is forbidden from participating
Shadow Queen: Pardon me? I rule these things, I can damn well participate in whatever I like
Val’Sharess: Waes’ empire... 11 golems throughout Chel
Badass Wolf: someone is upset about her son it seems... XD
Best Mom: It’d kinda be hilarious if YOUR son was in here too
Goddess Visionary: I think we’d see me tainted before Waes would sleep with a Sarghress
Surface FTW: Or a Sharen sleep with one
Nuqrah Queen: Uhm... Snads?
Val’Sharess: Does not count as a Sharen
Finder Of New Ways: Speaking of her, what happened to that lover of hers?
Nuqrah Queen: Did you ever find her, Quain?
Badass Wolf: No.
Darkness Lover: Wasn’t the rumour on the streets that she had fled to Felde? I know several Vals who did not want to travel there anymore now that it has become the nest of the surviving Nidra’chaal.
Best Mom: We should clean that up at some point
Blue Empath: Another Chel-team-up? I am gasping in horror and disbelief here
Spider King: Last time went moderately well, did it not?
Shadow Queen: Aside from the whole ‘Waes has to bodycheck someone out of her fortress’-thing
Darkness Lover: yeah, that certainly sucked
Spider King: Got a bloody heart-attack when I was told
Val’Sharess: It would beat having it pop up again at a later, uncomfortable date.
Badass Wolf: Ye dear Goddesses, Diva is actually doing something!?
Nuqrah Queen: Not this again...
Surface FTW: Let’s just keep this for the next council, shall we?
Finder Of New Ways: Yup. Back to business: is Waes going to wear colour now or not?
Goddess Visionary: I thought business was the identity of her other lover?
Spider King: I don’t mind the change
Shadow Queen: I do
Darkness Lover: I don’t
Spider King: You just want sole bragging rights
Darkness Lover: Or you alive... how well would mom take it that you are topping me, mmmh?
Val’Sharess: Ashu...
Best Mom: LOL XD Bro, what are you doing!?
Blue Empath: I think it would be more appropriate to say ‘who is doing you’
Spider King: Let’s not find out. I’d rather not be destroyed by Diva...
Finder Of New Ways: Would she...?
Badass Wolf: Considering how laid-back she is about her kids, I wouldn’t worry
Nuqrah Queen: Quain does have a point there
Darkness Lover: sorry mom
Goddess Visionary: How likely IS it that Diva would kill him?
Shadow Queen: I give it a 1:10 chance he at the very least gets castrated
Surface FTW: Ouch
Val’Sharess: Oy, I am not prone to overreaction, as you ought to know
Spider King: who says you’d be overreacting if you did that? I’ll be hiding at Waes’ if anyone needs me
Best Mom: What would overreacting be in this case then?
Blue Empath: Dunno
Finder Of New Ways: Make him female?
Badass Wolf: That is not the solution to everything, just saying
Nuqrah Queen: And how would that make it better?
Darkness Lover: Natural dominance of females?
Shadow Queen: I might object to that though, I prefer him male
Surface FTW: Out of curiosity, did you get any kids from them?
Spider King: A couple, cutest of them all
Goddess Visionary: Lo and behold, we do know the father of said kids
Val’Sharess: And you never thought to tell me?
Nuqrah Queen: Apparently not
Best Mom: So how many do you have, Ashu?
Darkness Lover: That are undoubtedly mine? None.
Blue Empath: The King is more fertile than the Lover? XD
Badass Wolf: LOL
Shadow Queen: More like the King gets me solo and the lover always has to share me
Finder Of New Ways: Oh my XD
Surface FTW: So how many debatable kids do you have?
Spider King: there’s four we are not sure of
Goddess Visionary: So like... four halves are Diva’s grandkids?
Nuqrah Queen: Depends on if the third is also male
Val’Sharess: We just can’t talk about anything else on here, can we?
Best Mom: Nope
Darkness Lover: See it like this, mom, as long as we talk about Waes’ love-life, Ash is too busy to suggest orgies once a cycle.
Blue Empath: Though I stand by my point that I WILL succeed with that
Badass Wolf: And there we go again
Finder Of New Ways: That is my line, Quain
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