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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic.

Postby ThatGuyThisGuy » Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:11 pm

Oh gunny this goes against the prohibition on off topic discussion, but the use of white phosphorous as a weapon is very uncommon because technically it is a war crime in a variety of situations.
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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic.

Postby NeoDarklight » Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:20 am

Technically it isn't off-topic as it relates to an issue in source material for the fic. At least, that's the way I see it.
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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic.

Postby TheJackinati275 » Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:06 am

ThatGuyThisGuy wrote:Oh gunny this goes against the prohibition on off topic discussion, but the use of white phosphorous as a weapon is very uncommon because technically it is a war crime in a variety of situations.


ThatGuyThisGuy wrote:Also there better be plenty of white phosphorus, nuclear weaponry, and nerve gas use in this fic.


Yeap, once the Americans used that shit to start burning down the Vietnemese people alongside napalm, the whole world got to see full on colour televised people burned to death and other unspeakable atrocities.

As to ThatGuyThisGuy, why drop flammable white phosphorus when you can drop this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKeabA0BvgE

NeoDarklight wrote:Technically it isn't off-topic as it relates to an issue in source material for the fic. At least, that's the way I see it.


Yeah, i agree
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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic.

Postby Pariel » Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:08 am

But i don't. Fic is on halt until further notice.
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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic.

Postby SFI » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:57 am

Pariel wrote:But i don't. Fic is on halt until further notice.


Well, I am sad about the fic being on hold, but I can understand where you are coming from :/
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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic.

Postby Pariel » Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:47 pm

Incidentally, it was good timing because my pc exploded.
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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic.

Postby Gunbird » Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:19 pm

Pariel wrote:Incidentally, it was good timing because my pc exploded.


Well that sucks. Hope it won't be too expensive to fix.
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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic.

Postby ThatGuyThisGuy » Fri Dec 12, 2014 7:50 pm

So is there any chance you will continue this at some point?
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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic.

Postby Gunbird » Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:05 pm

ThatGuyThisGuy wrote:So is there any chance you will continue this at some point?


I don't think Pariel got his pc fix.
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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic (Merry Christmas!).

Postby Pariel » Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:59 am

Special Chapter: Christmas

Snadhya:"Welcome, welcome! This is the Christmas Special of World at War."

Rel'lumia:"Indeed it is, Snadhya, Indeed. As the commemoration of a certain special goblin who was born some two thousand of years ago, we are to make a program about the joys of Christmas. Love, peace, and product placement!"

Snad:"Indeed it is, Rel'lumia, indeed it is. My name is Snadhya'runes, and I shall be your host tonight. Don't worry about me appearing in the story yet... or maybe you should start worrying?"

Rel:"Snadhya... no spoilers, please! Anyway, my name is Rel'lumia and I'll be the co-host of the program. And the lovely beauty behind the cameras is our peer Nega'Fanea!"

-camera spins to a smiling Nega'fanea who waves and smiles, before spinning back-

Snad:"Say, I must say I am quite surprised to see you here, Rel'lumia. I thought that my sister Sarv'swati was to be my co-host."

Rel:"She was to be but, she was caught with complications."

-noises are heard, and camera spins to the snacks stand where an angered Quain'tana is holding a punch bowl, with a pissed off Sarv'swati on top-

Quain:"FREEDOM FROM SHAREN RULE! I SHALL LIBERATE THE PUNCH AND SNACKS OF SHAREN RULE! THIS BELONGS TO THE COMMONERS!"

Sarv:"JUST STAY DOWN YOU MONGREL!"

Hoffman:"Can't we just talk it out, ladies?"

Both:"SHUT UP HOFFMAN!"

-camera spins back to the stage, where Snadhya is face palming and Rel'lumia has a fake smile expression-

Rel:"In any case, the first event of this eve is the Black Sun Choir. Sponsored by Nal Cola! The only green cola drink!"

Snad:"How much were you paid to say that, Rel'lumia?"

Rel:"We're fictional characters, we don't get paid!"

Snad:"Then why?"

Rel:"Professional deformation! Intro video!"

-scene changes to a choir of singing black sun, with Farasank in a tuxedo directing them-
Choir:"Siiilent Niiight...Hoooly Niiight..."

-Farasank snaps-

Farasank:"YOU A'E OFF KEY YOU MONG'ELS!"

-director Farasank proceeds to grab black sun and toss them flying. Scene is back to an astonished Snadhya and Rel'umia is slamming her head against the desk-

Snadhya:-coughs- "Well, there you are, the Black Sun choir."

-canned clapping sounds-

Rel:"A striking performance! Our next number is the Kavahini acrobatic company."

-Nega'fanea hands a car to Rel'lumia, Rel reads it and acquires a somber expression-

Rel:"Regrettably, the Kavahini company was sucked in the engines of a 747 while they were practicing. May their souls rest in peace."

Snad:-whisper-"What do we do now? Have we got a filler."

Rel:-whisper-"We have"

Rel:"Ladies and Gentlemen! The GREAT DIVA'RATRIKA!"

-circus music while Diva'ratrika herself enters the scene on a monocycle, juggling tiktikis on fire while balancing a sword in her nose tip-

Snad:-shocked-"I wasn't aware mother could do that..."

Diva:"I had to kill time during all those political meetings somehow, Snad."

Rel:"Ladies and Gentlemen! That was the GREAT DIVA'RATRIKA! A warm APPLAUSE!"

-canned applause sounds-

Snadhya:"W...Well..." -shuffles papers- "next is Ice princess Sillice, with a skating number."

-camera changes to a empty ice rink-

Snad:"Sil? Where is she, Nega?"

-camera spins to Nega, who shrugs-

-noises of fighting are heard, while the camera zooms in the epic punch scuffle. Apparently Sillice is dog piling both Quain and Sarv-

SILLICE: "NO PUNCH FOR NID TRAITORS!"

-camera spins to a grumbling Snadhya and Rel'lumia who's about to fall off from her chair from laughing-

Snad:-grumbling-"Damned idiots"

Rel:-snicker-"Okay, that was rich. Next is... a comedy number by... Nishi'kanta and Waes'soloth? Really? Seriously? Who wrote this crap!?"

-camera spins to both Waes and Nishi standing by a microphone-

Nishi:"Hey Waes."

Waes:"What."

Nishi:"How many sarghress does it take to screw a light bulb"

Waes:"No idea."

Nishi:"Exactly. Because Sarghress can't count."

Waes:"Ha."

-long awkward pause-

Waes:"Ha."

-camera spins backs to Snad and Rel-

Snad:"By the Abyss, do we even have some good number?"

Rel:"Um...next is Zala'ess and Ash'waren's theatretical number"

-camera spins to a downtrodden Zala'ess-

Snad:"Zala? What the hell's wrong? You have to act!"

Zala:-in a snug dress- "Everything is doomed. There's no escape."

Snad:"What!?"

Zala:"Christmas gifts, all the kids want one. ALL THE KIDS. And I don't think Sabbror can get them all."

-camera spins to a poorly disguised Sabbror as Santa Claus-

Sabbror:-monotone-"Yohohoho.I'm done for"

Rel:"What about Ash'waren?"

-camera spins to a unhinged looking Ash'waren in a corner, rocking forwards and backwards-

Ash:"Giftsgiftsgiftsgiftsgiftsgifts..."

Snad:"..."

Rel:-rushed-"NEXT IS ASIRA'S SCIENCE CORNER!"

Asira:"Good evening, I'm almost done fusing an elderly fat man, reindeers and a cart to make the ultimate Christmas spirit!"

Abomination:"KILL ME!"

-camera goes back to Rel who can't watch and Snadhya who's trying to shuffle her papers nervously-

Snadhya:"And last but not least, San'nindi and Shimi'lande will be giving our final speech."

-camera shuffles to Shimi'lande and San'nindi who are both kissing each other and hugging appasionatedly-

Nega:"Hey! You're are in the air!"

Shimi:"Wha? Already! It's way too soon!"

-both shuffle their clothes awkwardly.-

Shimi:"Peace and love for those people of good faith."

San'nindi:"May the spirit of Christmas be forever."

Shimi:"Except tainted. And corrupted. And half-breeds. May fire burn them all!"

San:-face palms- "Shimi, not again..."

Shimi:"Hey this is as far as tolerance Kyorls are willing to go. You should see my sister."

-camera goes to Valladrielle who's trying to burn San'nindi's dress with a lighter-

San:"Wha! Cut that out!"

Valla:"Infidel!"

Shimi:"Now calm down, Valla dear. Burning on stage is bad... I'll give you lots of chocolate."

Valla:-hisses-

-camera goes back to Rel'lumia and Snadhya-

Snadhya:"It's over, our careers are over."

Rel:"And this is for all! I hope you enjoyed our program. Wait, what's that sound!?"

-camera goes to Quain'tana barging in with the punch bowl with Sarv clinging to her leg and Sillice clinging to Sarv's leg-

Quain:"VICTORY IS MINE!"

-Quain trips and the punch bowl falls on Snads, drenching her-

Rel:"Uh,oh."

-signal is cut. After some time, it is restarted outside a building. There's fire and a giant summon wrecking the TV station. A disheveled Nega'fanea is trying to look composed in front of the camera-

Nega:"Due to technical difficulties, both Snadhya'runes and Rel'lumia are unable to finish the program. This was Nega'fanea, hosting the Christmas special. Merry Christmas and a happy new year!"
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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic.

Postby SFI » Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:24 am

Dude.... dude.... Did you drink too much Christmas-punch? o.O
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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic.

Postby Pariel » Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:37 am

SFI wrote:Dude.... dude.... Did you drink too much Christmas-punch? o.O

I don't drink. Medical orders.
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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic.

Postby ThatGuyThisGuy » Thu Dec 25, 2014 12:47 pm

*nonsense intensifying*
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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic.

Postby nerdycanuck » Thu Dec 25, 2014 1:51 pm

Lol that was delightfully silly
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Re: World at War, an Earth Age fic.

Postby Gunbird » Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:53 pm

Pariel wrote:
SFI wrote:Dude.... dude.... Did you drink too much Christmas-punch? o.O

I don't drink. Medical orders.


So you snort up some chocolate then?
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