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Quain = Chuck Norris Thread

Postby Torrin » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:13 am

started here
* This thread is in the fanfiction section, because just trying to put Quain's awesomeness into words makes it an understatement.
* Quin'tana isn't a Sharess - fearing woman. Sharess is afraid of her.
* Chuck Norris started his career as the war god of the Rift Halmes. During a friendly sparring match while he was roundhouse kicking Quain'tana, she punched him in the foot and sent him into our world.
* Gary Gygax once designed a private dungon for Quain as a gift. It wasn't badass enough, so he used it to make The Tomb of Horrors.
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Re: Quain = Chuck Norris Thread

Postby kylefiredemon » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:20 am

1. Contrary to popular belief, Chel'el'Sussoloth is not Matriarchal, it is a Quianocracy

2. The only reason why the Combine doesn't invade this planet is because of Quain'tana

3. Her looks can kill

4. Her tears can end AIDS, unfortunately she never cries

5. Quain'tana decides what lives on the surface or not

6. She has abs of steel

7. She can possess anyone anytime

8. She can punch from the manga pages to your face if you say she sucks

9. If she can lift 300 pounds and you lift 500 pounds, she lifted more

10. her punch to the heart can stop heart attacks or start one.
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Re: Quain = Chuck Norris Thread

Postby Agron » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:23 am

Quain hates painting her lips, yet at the same time did find her natural colour boring. Her genes agreed it was wiser to change her skin colour than facing her wrath. Everyone's else agreed.

Natural Evolution is just another of the many names given to Quain. Since she despises de Sharen so much, their dragons grew slow and dumb, while her wolves became gigantic. On the mutations of Kyorl unicorns, it is said they had hooves until the day she stated, in front of a group of female Kyorl knights how much she loved cameltoes -whatever she meant with that-.

Quain dislikes magic, so she doesn't have an aura. Instead, mana around her just obveys her will out of fear, making her the most powerful mana user in the world.

Syphile shot three perfectly crossbow shots at Quain. She deflected two of them with her eye-lazers; to deflect the last one, she bent the crossbow before Syphile shot by staring angrily at it.

Quain is not barren, she is just too ashamed to explain that male spermatozoa are too terrified to enter her womb.

Quain kills poisoned swords.

What Quain calls a sparring match consists of her staying perfectly still while her opponent keeps throwing blows at her. She has never lost.

The nether gates created during the nidraa'chal war where caused when she got a cold, and caused rifts in the fabric of the universe by sneezing. She found that disturbing and decided to solve the matter, and no drow has caught a cold since then.
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Re: Quain = Chuck Norris Thread

Postby Madman_Andre » Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:18 am

No.

Just, no.
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Re: Quain = Chuck Norris Thread

Postby Madman_Andre » Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:18 am

No.

Just, no.
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Re: Quain = Chuck Norris Thread

Postby Jayngfet » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:54 am

Quain'tana has no earth affinity, however she can still swim through land.
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Re: Quain = Chuck Norris Thread

Postby The Black Mage » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:05 am

Quain'tana can taint demons. The reason the Vel'Sharen fear her is because of the one demonstration she used of this power.
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Re: Quain = Chuck Norris Thread

Postby Torrin » Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:37 pm

* The skies of the world of Chel used to have ten moons. Quain didn't like the look of one of them.
* The Vel'Sharen's dragons used to breathe fire and they had wings. One of them made the mistake of breathing on Quain.

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Re: Quain = Chuck Norris Thread

Postby Torrin » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:27 am

Clothes don't make Quain's butt look big. Quain's butt makes clothes look small.
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Re: Quain = Chuck Norris Thread

Postby kylefiredemon » Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:58 am

The reason why of Dwarfs won't attack the Sarghress is because of Quain'tana.
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Re: Quain = Chuck Norris Thread

Postby Jayngfet » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:17 am

Ariel will never meet Quains expectations of an hier. Her expectations for an heir are in fact that one day she will give birth to Quain'tana, thus beginning the cycle anew.
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Re: Quain = Chuck Norris Thread

Postby Naur » Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:19 pm

Quain isn't barren, she's just waiting on the only male who can provide her a worthy heir.......chuck norris
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Re: Quain = Chuck Norris Thread

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