[Disestablish]

And a probation officer.

I'm good to keep all this stolen stuff though?

[Guilty Carrion]

And a probation officer.

I'm good to keep all this stolen stuff though?

Well, you'll need to include it under the 'Looted' clause on your Baelrin tax forms later in the year, and there will likely be a small tax on them, but so long as you fill out all your paperwork and submit it in triplicate, you should be considered legal owner under the 'I'm a cat, it's mine' Law we passed a few months back.

[Disestablish]

And a probation officer.

I'm good to keep all this stolen stuff though?

Well, you'll need to include it under the 'Looted' clause on your Baelrin tax forms later in the year, and there will likely be a small tax on them, but so long as you fill out all your paperwork and submit it in triplicate, you should be considered legal owner under the 'I'm a cat, it's mine' Law we passed a few months back.

I shredded my legal documents and coughed up a hairball on my lawyer.
Can I submit a dead mouse instead??

[Guilty Carrion]

Well, you'll need to include it under the 'Looted' clause on your Baelrin tax forms later in the year, and there will likely be a small tax on them, but so long as you fill out all your paperwork and submit it in triplicate, you should be considered legal owner under the 'I'm a cat, it's mine' Law we passed a few months back.

I shredded my legal documents and coughed up a hairball on my lawyer.
Can I submit a dead mouse instead??

I like your moxie. We'll file it away and call it square.

[Disestablish]

I like your moxie. We'll file it away and call it square.

The system works!